Craptions

Nov 15th, 2007

papaskrobe

The Japanese children's "Dress Like White Culture" contest was a success, with Mozart coming in first, a shish-kebab coming in second, and Little Red Riding Hood in a distant third.

Sai_Skunk

Being taught to eat healthy has never before been this sexually appealing.

JewelsVern

Visual recipe: 1. Slice the bamboo thinly. 2. Tie the strips into a bundle. 3. Put the bundle in the trash can. 4. Go buy some actual food at a grocery store. 5. Fry to a desired state of doneness.

Stretch

She clicked her ruby red slippers, and said "There's no prace rike home." But just ended up looking more stupid.

omgtehlindsay

The Nippon Ham Fighters prepare for battle.

Grunt

Yessss! I got the wig.

MrPants

Here we see exactly how much Angelina has to give in trade for each third world adoption.

JEDA_88

The Cracked.com community waited with bated breath. Who would be the register member of the site who could turn this craption into some Lord Of The Rings reference?

Jackass

In order to win the costume contest, each child had to include pictures of every material that went into it as well as how many minutes the parents spent designing the piece of shit.

JEDA_88

The girl holding up the placard for Round 6 made me feel even more uncomfortable.

Glenn

The jap-fro-asian community remembers the dark days for bamboo harvesting.

cateraction

Man, the Communist Party will go after any age these days.

Scruff

the weird hatted japanese porn-off was a huge success as usual

Worzel

The Spice Girl's reunion was spoiled by shamless costume sponsorship by Nigata Sugar Concern.

colsen

Do you see it now? Do you see how your greed affects the world? Of course not, you're all too distracted by these goddamn hats.

colsen

Oh, shit, they broke through barrier #4! Now how will we protect the tiny white umbrella people?

colsen

Dorothy wondered whether or not she should have followed the yellow road instead.

j mcfarl3

Other than looking retarded, what do these japanese girls have in common? eels and funnel in their near future.

pollox

These ruby slippers won't work for shit.

NookEMonster

Just another example of Japanese culture at work.

Quellish

Though not strictly authentic, the Japanese entry for the Spice Girls Tribute Band Competition was certainly the most memorable.

Deadity

Spider man did not anticipate the potency of japanese bug spray.

brescoach

My Japanese is rusty, but one of those words has to mean "douchebag".

keeks137

Once a year, so that America didn't develop an inferiority complex, Japan dresses up their children like idiots with pictures of things they haven't made 20 times smaller or more efficient.

JEDA_88

The locals knew that Michael Jackson was coming to town, so they hid all the boys.

JEDA_88

If this is what you get for the Twelve Days of Christmas in Japan, then the holidays must really suck over there.

swiss

Chinese child slave-labours now comes with pictorial instructions of their specialty of trade attached.

crispy

Melvin's 5-step hallucination made the murder seem pretty simple.

Stv

White is power.

lackofsoup

Shown here are the top five winning selections from Japan's "Best way to hide your Blow" competition

DonLaw

Herro humans... we ahr heel to steer you soulrs whire you sreep!

mcboomstick

The Homeless problem in Japan reaches new heights.

boone

A case of fine wine, $5000. Male strippers in gold body paint, $25000. Celebrating the offing of James Bond, Priceless.

coeruleus

Japanese Halloween costumes traditionally illustrate both what the kids want to be treated with and what their trick will entail. In the first example, it's crack or she'll slit your throat.

sharon

YES! YES, MY MINIONS! GET INTO MY BELLY!

jensen

Hilter not only needed all the countries of the world, but all the speakers as well.

ftbwater

Though she placed second in the national flexibility contests, Wendy would never live down the day she queefed out her own femur.

mrtitoman

Level 5 in the new Zelda was really messed up.

Truthiness

Asian girls hold their annual "Things Your Dad Really Likes" pageant.

Pikachu41

Running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again...