Craptions

Nov 10th, 2007

planB

"Crap...I forgot to shave my pits...okay, just play it cool, and they won't even notice..."

pizzamogul

Despite playing in much smaller venues these days, Oasis still manages to draw an enthusiastic audience from its core fans.

Horton The Elephant

"Go greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile." "Greased lightning, go greased lightning!"

visijared

Whenever the Argentinian Gay Men's Choir broke out with an Evita song, Pablo (far right) couldn't stop the urge to let out his 'little pedro' and cry "ROCK OUT WITH YO COCK OUT!"

Sai_Skunk

The rapist guard stood behind the young rebel, ready to pounce. Heil to the Pope on command, bitch.

swit

The "YMCA" is not easily learned by other cultures.

benfoffenbock

As the crowd pointed and cheered at the realisation that they were on the big screen, Frederick quickly recovered from his "dakking" and managed to avoid an awkward situation.

Glenn

Sorry folks, the Mick-Jagger lips festival has been cancelled.

john

What the hell man? I'm jewish!

kammahl

the guy on the right decided that the best way to protest this unprovoked display of antisemitism was to let his balls hang out.

cheesemonster

Heil Beckham! Heil Beckham! Heil Beckham! "Victoria is no Eva Braun but she'll have to do."

visijared

"Now eextend your middle finger!" "Is this it? Am I doing it right, Armand?"

coeruleus

The first round of casting for 'Argentinian Idol' went well, except for all those middle fingers on prime time tv.

Pinceke

When she found over a hundred men singing for her window Emelia realised she must have hit puberty.

JewelsVern

Welcome to Frisbee War! RULE 1: You must have a Frisbee!

Cpt.Wolfie

Pinstripes sleeveless shirts, bad behaviour, easily provoked, cheap slingbags, Thailand-made jeans and a guy who cant resist being in the companyof them...its the Ukranian Gay Commitee!

mr1swift

now everybody stand on your chairs and raise your arms in the air and prepare to sing the national anthem...

piratebaron

The president asked another question, "Who liked the original Star Wars trilogy better than the new one?" Seeing that he was surrounded, alone in his opinion, and likely about to die Juan closed his eyes, grabbed his belt buckle, and desperately t

Sai_Skunk

Everyone already knew the new Pope was a member of Hitler youth back in the day. But, shortly after displays like these at his rallies, he started talking about armbands and the non-believers. That's when people really started to worry.

Grunt

As part of their integration into the European Union, Polish citizens receive public lessons on such cultural habits as flipping the bird. Few got it right, and Walodya rolled a critical fail.

batmannequin

During a ritualistic prayer to Homocules in hopes of a cure for aids, Friar Danny spots a weak link in the faggot trio of gay shirts. Calmly undoing his belt, Danny moves in for the rape...

hamburgermeat

"I am gay"

boydman18

Sing-alongs at the Gay Hitler Youth meetings were always a rousing affair.

Teyla

Attention! All those in favor, raise your longest appendage

fireshadow

Aarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.

jmartin

Cock Tease!

MaydayMayday!

Tryouts for "The Wiggles"

Pulatso

And it sports news, Freddie Mercury day at Fenway Park reached a fever pitch as 5,000 strong attempted to sing "We Are The Champions" in unison.

hellfire

The kid in the background is secretly wishing Chris Hansen was here as he watched that man get ready to drop his pants

JEDA_88

A rousing futbol match always made Eduard so excited that he would have to pee. All his friends knew this. That's why they're standing on their chairs.

JEDA_88

"Does this make me look gay? How about now?"

JEDA_88

How three gondoliers from The Venetian got off of work together on a June Saturday is amazing.

Adwhite1

"Has any one seen the sun around here lately? Oh, THERE it is!"

keeks137

Our cameramen were the first to be allowed into the sacred worshipping grounds of the Vanna White-ites.

dcnguy

Fine, I'll put on the sleeveless, striped shirt...but good luck making me dance with the rest of these fags!

Loxium

I sleepy man! I sleepy sexy man! I rebelian! Kiss me girlies! MuMUmUM! KIIISS MEEE!

jake_uk_93

i wonder if i look as camp as possible they'll not notice me?

crw33te

Gary hoped his obvious lack of choreography wouldn't cost him the lead role of Danny Zuko in the Bagdad Players production of Grease.

panto

anyone notice the guy fiddling with his cock?

Blip1969

Having "accidently" wiped her ass with a poodle, Jessica further embarassed herself by leaving a bit of it hanging out of her shorts.

deepkick

the french gay nazi's at the opera.

vasrchr

Everybody is into Travolta and the Bee Gees in this Russian outdoor screening of "Saturday Night Fever."

kungfuguru

Something got lost in translation in the French version of High School Musical.

lolbottomic

You're doing it wrong!

rakuenCallisto

I MEAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

horn

"oh no" thought bill "pit oder"

mclovin23

Cindy didnt think there would be this many people to respond when she asked which way the park was

Ranger

We salute all the other cum-farters of the world! www.NeilsNotes.com (PS: is the guy in the 2nd row at the right undoing his fucking pants????)

Shii

Hmm, the Eiffel Tower is in the background. This explains a whole lot.

Mick

Metrosexuals ASSEMBLE!!!