The Sex Ed Lessons You Wish They'd Taught You
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#14 omfgtimmy
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#13 sickandtired
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#12 Ninjacarr
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#11 The Machete
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#10 elbowleg
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#9 ahoythere4
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#8 maxisthelaw
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#7 B.D.D.
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#6 Wibblewobble
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#5 ryan102287
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#4 dagur
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#3 AutoZombie
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#2 headbangking
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#1 stanley
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No. 4 is subjective...
Replynumber 13 was the funnies for me, but umber 8 is the best if you read it closely.
Replyi'm going to be honest here. Number 6 is one a lot of teens could have used in highschool
Replyhahahahahah! Read number 8 closely!
ReplySort yourselves out, Cracked, transgender people are people too and don't deserve this sort of insult.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesTransgenders are different from transvestites. Just saying.
Really? Cracked makes fun of all races, sexualities, religion etc and you get butt hurt over this? Get over yourself.
I recognize the difficulty of living as a trans individual, and that is why I can understand that they may not straight-up tell me that they're now exactly as they appear to be the first night we're together, and I make astute observations accordingly so as to spare both our feelings.
P.S. f**k yourself it's a comedy website.
now = not
Seriously guys, a bra is two little hooks. How can comedy writers still use this as a joke?
ReplyBecause it's funny.
Because it's relateable? To you and other bitches/lucky guys making this comment: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SIMPLE THE MACHINE HOLDING THE BOOBS IS, WE ARE f*****g PREOCCUPIED AND DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT AND DECIPHER IT.
herpes chart lol! classic
ReplyI actually read #8. funny stuff
Replyok im a woman and i can't believe number 9 is so low i think that's an invaluable lesson it's so awkward when my boyfriend is fumbling around with my bra for ten minutes while i awkwardly sit there and wait for him to unclasp it you'd think two little hooks would be easy to undo...
ReplyYou want something done right, you gotta do it (by) yourself.
You shouldn't have use such a young girl for #4. Your morals/ethics are usually a lot better than that.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou shouldn't have commented. Your intelligence is far below that.
Only on the Internet do you find people who'll insult other human beings for opposing pedophilia. And other people who will give them a Thumbs Up for it.
if she bites to hard on lollipops she'll crack her teeth
Why the hell did I get a Human Centipede 2 advert at the bottom. Da f**k man
Replyhow handy wld that dam trans-identifier book wldve been? many awkward moments wldve been diverted that way.
ReplyI read #8 and I'm pretty sure I have more of a life than that guy..
ReplyHe does, after all, browse 4chan.
Hahahahahaha!!!
ReplyI read the text for number 8... I feel slightly depressed now :(
ReplyThere were some hilarious ones in here, but #1 is unbelievably "meh." Sorry, but the "Wiimote=dick" joke is so old I actually double-checked to see if this was a contest from 2007.
Reply#2 should be #1.
ReplyGeez, people, it's a freaking comedy site. Lighten up. Also, just for the sake of debating: Sex is an important part of a relationship. If you are in a committed relationship, where you are pretty damn sure you're going to stick with this person for the next x decades, then it's a wise idea to start exploring each other sexually to see if you are compatible. Often times, you won't see something is off until you do it. Either you could be allergic to sperm, he has a weird fetish, YOU have a weird fetish, you just don't get turned on by each other, there wasn't enough X, or what have you. These are things that needed to be discovered and worked through or it can and often will destroy the relationship. Sex is healthy. It's one of the three driving forces that make up the human survival mode including: food, water.
ReplyAnd for people worrying about getting pregnant or a disease-that is what COMMUNICATION is for when bridging that gap. Always have you and your partner tested, even if both of you say your virgins, and always use contraception until you are ready to conceive. Also, communication is something you learn when having relations with one another, you have to know how to lead them where you want, what needs to happen for you to get off, and for them as well. Abstinence is fine and dandy just don't make it into something unhealthy for you or your relationship.
There's NEVER enough X
so where is the copy of "how to work a "money zone""?
ReplyIf prostitution is the second to last resort, whats the last resort?
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesrape
^Damn, I would've said masturbation.
Inflatable doll.
Abstinence.
I assumed 'guys'?
I thought it was murder/suicide