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On Halloween, we're all asked to find creative ways to make other people think about what we'd be like to have sex with. Unfortunately, not all costumes lend themselves to sexiness quite as well as "Sexy Nurse," and "Doctor Penis Hands." We asked you to prove it by showing us the worst possible sexy costume ideas. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by SeamusCorbett

Entry 23
by SeamusCorbett

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Entry by odesangel

Entry 22
by odesangel

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, BigGoose62. You win money.

Entry 1
by BigGoose62

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