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23 Painfully Honest Valentine's Day Cards

People play Valentine's Day pretty safe. Kids send the same cards featuring famous cartoon characters. Adults use Hallmark to write blandly complimentary things to each other. We asked you to show us what it would look like if people used valentines to express the awkward, vulnerable truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...


by Randall Marsh


by stevefulton


by ivecomehomenow


by RMThompson


by roguematt


by maluba


by CapnPixter


by AzISeeIt


by hoomhum


by Randall Marsh


by HamFan


by matteoms


by Jungling


by AuntieMeme


by cmsmith


by NintendoLemonz


by Baron_von_Brunk


by The Machete


by roguematt


by mrlarry


by HaywireLiar


by aerodynamite

And the winner is ...

Congrats, auntiewarhol. You win money.

by auntiewarhol

Want in on this?

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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