26 Old-Timey Ads for Modern Products

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As we've shown before, vintage ads can be like embarrassing high school year book photographs for our entire culture. We asked you to show us some of our modern products as they would have been pitched when the West was going through its awkward phase.

The winner is below, but first, the runners up ...

Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by bogert8609

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Entry by egaeus

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Entry by BlondeFury

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Entry by maas

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There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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