As we've shown before, vintage ads can be like embarrassing high school year book photographs for our entire culture. We asked you to show us some of our modern products as they would have been pitched when the West was going through its awkward phase.

The winner is below, but first, the runners up ...

Entry by Tengo55

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Entry by meryartist

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Entry by maas

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Entry by egaeus

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