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If Objects Got the 'Toy Story' Treatment In Every Movie

The Toy Story franchise got us to ignore just how terrifying a world of secretly sentient inanimate objects would really be. If you grew up on The Brave Little Toaster and still blindfold your air-conditioner before going to sleep at night (just us? really!?) then you know what a terrifying premise this can be.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if the inanimate objects from other films got the Toy Story/Brave Little Toaster treatment. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

#17.


by vandono

#16.


by McBeefy

#15.


by while(false);

#14.


by malkatz

#13.


by GundamPanda

#12.


by Alexander L. Hoffman

#11.


by Dreadjaws

#10.


by Thestas

#9.


by bum17

#8.


by The Machete

#7.


by BRWombat

#6.


by Dominic Gudgeon

#5.


by Piemanthe3rd

#4.


by carlener

#3.


by The Machete

#2.


by Herr Terror

And the winner is ...

Congrats, Ximon. You win money.


by Ximon

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