Cracked Columnist, Journalist, and Freelance Editor. TopTenz Senior Editor. Man Cave Daily Columnist. Tailgate Fan/Topless Robot/Media Shower/Dorkly/Holy Taco Writer-With-No-Fancy-Title. Dirty, dirty word-whore.
I'm also a social media whore; follow me on Friendster (https://www.facebook.com/genericwhiteboy), LiveJournal (https://twitter.com/genericwhiteboy), and Xanga (http://genericwhiteboy.tumblr.com/). But not MySpace, because that would be silly.