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My Very Gonzo Life
A conversation with Dave Goelz, the man who for nearly 50 years has served as the voice and puppeteer of Gonzo — the pain-loving, dare-deviling, chicken-dating, Charles Dickens-impersonating, furry blue star of the Muppets
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Sean Penn’s Angry Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone Post-’Team America’ Is Still Hilarious 20 Years Later
Penn had no sense of humor about his parody, but the letter he penned was unintentional comedy gold
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Pithy Jokes and Quotes to Fill the Last Vacant Crevices of Your Brain
There’s always room for jokes
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- By Jesse
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30 of the Wildest Experiences People Had in Abandoned Places
‘We came across a dead cat with a Get Well balloon tied around it’
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- By Ian Garner
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Why the Sequel to ‘Goodfellas’ Was a ‘90s Steve Martin Comedy
‘My Blue Heaven’ was payback for a real mobster’s annoying phone calls
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- By JM McNab
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29 Trivia Tidbits That Bust Pernicious Myths
You won’t need to join a cult for this fresh new set of beliefs
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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28 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 22, 2024
Monica Lewinksy wins this round
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Random Bits of Trivia We Traded in All Our Chuck E. Cheese Tokens For
Unlike a Chuck E. Cheese prize, these facts are way better than expected.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Activate Your Midi-chlorians
Use the Force, my dude
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- By Jesse
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30 Jokes, Cameos and Callbacks Cleverly Disguised As Background Clutter
It’s okay, a bunch of these snuck by us, too
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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34 Paranormal Tidbits and Anecdotes to Fuel Your Conspiracy Brain
This list will ask way more questions than it answers
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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33 Wild Things Said by Noisy Neighbors
‘I haven’t been arrested for armed robbery for over three years now’
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- By Ian Garner
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‘Blue’s Clues’ Fans Blast ‘Simpsons’ Stan for Saying That the Thinking Chair Was From Springfield
Thousands of Millennials rush to correct an ‘uninformed’ ‘Simpsons’ fan
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- By Keegan Kelly
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20 Scenes That Ruin Nearly Perfect Movies
Peter suddenly having remorse in ‘Office Space’ is off-brand
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Here’s Why the ‘Harry Potter’ Movie Producers Rejected Robin Williams’ Request to Play Hagrid
Williams asked Chris Columbus if he could play Rubeus Hagrid and Remus Lupin, only to be disqualified by this very British rule
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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14 Killer Comedic Moments From Non-Comedies
Get loose, Quentin Tarantino!
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- By Jesse
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15 Trivia Tidbits for Saturday, April 27, 2024
If a policeman carries a nightstick, who carries a daystick?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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30 of the Most Damaging Ways People Got Revenge
‘I put Nair in my sister’s shampoo bottle. It worked’
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- By Ian Garner
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These Are the Strangest Things Sold on the Commodities Market
Somebody out there made their fortune on sunflower seeds, I guess
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- By Eli Yudin
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32 Somewhat Obscure Rom-Coms You Should Know — And Popular Ones You Don’t Know As Well As You Think
Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit? Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit
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- By Jesse
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24 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 22, 2024
I mean…
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- By Ian Garner
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