Cracked Archive - Weird World
Common Stuff People Have Tried To Trademark
Just because something is old as time doesn't mean you don't get to call dibs on it.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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15 Creepy Legends From Around The World
Sweet dreams.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Barbie Has Some (Smart) Things To Say About Black Lives Matter
She's a Barbie girl in a racist Barbie world.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Lessons You Learn While Trapped In A Haunted House (For Work)
Sometimes ghosts are extremely cheap and will throw pennies at you.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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20 Reality-Bending Coincidences
Turns out real life is actually just as implausible as fiction.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Writers
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16 Jobs With Fascinating Secrets
It's good to have a source on the inside.
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- By Shea
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5 Insane Ways People Defended Themselves In Court (And Won)
Saul Goodman wishes he had tricks like these.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Bizarrely Important Massive Operations (Hidden Around Us)
Behind the scenes, things get really weird.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 16 Grossest Fast-Food Products (That Were Discontinued For Good Reason)
Innovation isn't always good.
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- By Shea
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That Time A Mummy Got A Passport (Because Bureaucracy)
Neither 'being an Egyptian pharaoh' nor 'being super dead' qualifies as an excuse.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Real Willy Wonka Tour Is Less Magic, More Corporate
Or, why a real tour through a candy museum isn't as sweet a deal as you'd think.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The California UFO Religion (That Looked Like An LSD Prom)
Meet the UFO worshippers whose style could be boiled down to 'sequins, reincarnation, and more sequins.'
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- By Alex Hanton
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18 Subway Facts To Know Before You Eat Fresh
Are you smelling the bread yet?
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- By Shea
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27 Jedi-Level Mind Tricks Used By Major Retailers
The minute you walk in or click on, stores start messing with you.
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- By AM Smiley
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Tell Us Now: 22 Food Combos You Love That Make Other People Cringe
Tasty snack or ipecac? You decide.
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- By AM Smiley, Cracked Readers
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