Cracked Archive - Tech
15 Terrifying Technology Patents That Gave Us Knots In Our Stomachs
MoviePass is upping their game with a new app that tracks your eyes to make sure you're really watching the ads.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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I Tried to Use Mastodon But Wrote This Article Instead
Listen up, Mastodon: I will ‘choose a server’ in hell
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Of The Oddest, Most Egregious Glitches in Technology History
A glitchy app caused former inmates to go back to jail.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Obsolete Technologies That Are, Somehow, Still Thriving Somewhere
Backlash against a fax machine ban in Japan proves that the technology is still going strong.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Gas Mask Sales Plummeted When People Learned Who Invented It
Despite him using it to rescue people from a disaster.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Allegedly Revolutionary Technology That Has Failed Miserably
These big, bold ideas were big, bold nonsense.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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AT&T Sabotaged Amazing Tech (That They Invented) To Protect Their Industry
If people's phones work, they might stop using them, reasoned AT&T.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Jeff Bezos Is Just As Sad And Cringe As The Rest Of Us (VIDEO)
All the money in the world can't buy decent friends.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Elon Musk Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time
You ever get internet bullied into spending 44 billion dollars?
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Terrorist Bombed A Plane But Succeeded In Killing Only Himself
He got the timing wrong. Whoops.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Virtual Reality Sucks (VIDEO)
There are truly so many reasons.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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5 Hyped-Up A.I. Stories (That Secretly Make A.I. Look Really Dumb)
Any signs of intelligence here were added artificially.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Dumb Glitches That Hilariously Kneecapped Computers
We advise never using computers, or electronics of any kind.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Ways To Get Super Rich Without A College Education
Enjoy your "undergraduate library," poindexter! I'll be in my jet!
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- By Eli Yudin
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If Mattress Commercials Were Honest (VIDEO)
They'd look a bit like this.
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- By Tara Marie
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