Cracked Archive - Tech
'Smart' Devices That Are Making Our Lives A Total Nightmare
Isn't this how 'Terminator' began?
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- By Alex Hanton
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Safety Features That Are The Opposite Of Safe
At the end of the day, safety is an illusion.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Writers
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Elon Musk Is An Annoying Dr. Manhattan
“The superman exists and he's the son of a South African emerald mine baron."
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- By Luis Prada
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Why Aren't More Tech People Like 'MySpace Tom'?
What's the best life you could actually live as a rich person?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Grubhub: Speedy Delivery AND Price-Gouging Restaurants Into Financial Ruin
Delivery apps are bleeding restaurants dry.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Work Perks (That Are Actually A Trap)
For the millionth time, companies are not your friend!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Will Delivery Drones Melt The Minds Of Florida Seniors?
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- By Luis Prada
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Instagram's Morbid New Feature Beautifully Illustrates Our Attitudes Toward Death
People are weird about death, and Instagram is just people.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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People Keep Getting Naked On Zoom
Working naked rules.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Reminder: Every Payday Loan App Is Sleazy
Never forget, companies are not your friends!
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- By Mark Hill
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Reminder: Streaming Was Completely Insane Before The Days of Netflix
Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.
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- By Alex Hanton
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17 Clever Design Features (Hidden) On Everyday Stuff
Turns out the cleverness was inside the house, the whole time.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Ways Big Tech Doesn't Fix Their Flaws (But Perpetuates Them)
Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?
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- By Mark Hill
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TikTok Doesn't Want Videos By Uggos Or Poors
Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech
Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- 20