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Newsmax Says They Have No Plans To Hire Controversy-Embroiled Rep. Matt Gaetz
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- By Carly Tennes
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Crocs Heels Are Now Apparently A Thing, Thanks to Balenciaga
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- By Carly Tennes
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Honest Headlines: 15 Juiced-Up Bits Of News
Fresh off the wire! And then changed before it gets to you!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Chicken Sandwich Wars: Burger King Trolls Chick-Fil-A With Pride Month Chicken Sandwich Donation
Ahhh, the good 'ol chicken sandwich wars.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Apparently Doesn't Know That June Has 30 Days
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nigeria's Government Suspends Twitter For Deleting President's Tweet
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- By Carly Tennes
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FB Ending Special Treatment For Politicians Following Ban Of You-Know-Who
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- By Carly Tennes
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Among Us Crewmate-Shaped Chicken Nugget From McDonald's BTS Collab Sells For Almost $100,000 on eBay
BTS Chicken McNugget is sus.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Cicada Recipes Are Apparently A Thing
Bon Cicadappetite!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Study: Three In Four Americans Can't Parse The News For BS
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- By Carly Tennes
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US Military Accidentally Invades Bulgarian Oilve Oil Factory
Bulgarian Olive Oil Factory: *exists* US Military: For me?????
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Has Been Hardcore Dunking on Warner Bros. Discovery's New Name and Logo
Graphic design is my passion.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Michael Flynn Says He Didn't Call for Myanmar-Style Coup In U.S.
Sure, Jan.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Honest Headlines: 15 Improved Takes
Unbiased reporting? Not on our watch!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Facepalm Cases Of Criminals Who Got Themselves Caught
What do you get when you add vanity and smugness to a criminal with access to the internet? You get caught, is what you get.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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