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20 Farm-Fresh Facts That Brought Our Chickens Home To Roost
“The Rocky Horror Picture Show” had the first hidden Easter eggs: actual Easter eggs.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Immutable Facts That Really Traversed Our Roundabouts
Robin Williams sent someone to the hospital from laughing so hard.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Recent Headlines That We Won’t Be Putting In The Time Capsule
Michigan residents entered a library to vote to pull that library’s funding.
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- By Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits That Really Activated Our Mutant Gene
The Chitari from “Avengers” are actually the reptile people that run the world.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Bed Bath & Beyond Is The Latest Meme Stock Short Squeeze
Either that, or the world supply of body oil has gone completely dry.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Really Wetzled Our Pretzels
Ethiopia may or may not have the Ark of the Covenant - no one is allowed to see.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Toe-Tapping Facts That Put a Song In Our Hearts
Hobbits were real, until 12,000 years ago.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Mouth-Watering Trivia Tidbits With A Satisfying Crunch
If a dingo ate our baby, it’s just trying to stay hydrated.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Unearthed Facts That Really Strengthened Our Core
We could have Baja Blast blue salmon if farmers weren’t cowards.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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25 News Briefs That Really Left Their Mark
The robot war has claimed its first casualty: the finger of a 7-year-old chess player.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Combustible Trivia Tidbits That Really Turned Our Pistons
Rick Moranis played the janitor in “The Breakfast Club” so provocatively that he was fired.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Go Down Smooth
People didn’t trust how cheap Tater Tots were at first.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Blake Masters: Peter Thiel's Political Pet Project
If I win the election can I call you dad?
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- By Eli Yudin
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25 Top Stories That Put The Whole World on Blast
A Spectrum cable employee killed a customer, and still charged for services.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Worldly Facts That Really Pollinated Our Tulips
Marie Antoinette liked to LARP as a village peasant.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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