Cracked Archive
5 Creepiest Ways People Were Tormented For Years
True ruinous harassment takes a special kind of person. It takes madness, it takes evil, and most of it all, it takes devotion.
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- By Robin Warder
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5 Real Museums Scarier Than Any Haunted House
Sorry, Iowa Tractor Museum, but these terrifying museums really highlight the fact that you're the 'Gary from accounting' of educational institutions.
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- By Laura H
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You've Met One Today: 5 Creepy True Facts About Psychopaths
Sure, some of them are serial killers. The vast majority are not. And they're everywhere.
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- By Joseph Joyce
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The 5 Biggest Dick Moves By Beloved Children's Characters
The hero of the adorable Kung Fu Panda series doesn't just murder his enemies. He turbo-murders them.
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- By Abraham Mireles
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7 Dumb Back To The Future Products You Won't Believe Existed
This ordinary tale of a time-travelling eccentric and his pet teenager has spawned some baffling shit.
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- By David Christopher Bell, JM McNab
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6 Horrifying Facts That Get Left Out Of History
If you think your future knowledge would help you in the past, we have bad news for you.
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- By Joe Hayes
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- 458
7 Creepy Details In Back To The Future (You Never Noticed)
Thankfully, we don't need a time traveling DeLorean to look back on all the hidden gems in Back To The Future.
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- By JM McNab
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/20)
The news is like a very confusing story written by a novelist who was trying to treat his chronic paranoia with cocaine.
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- By Ted E.
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- 501
5 Real People More Terrifying Than Any Movie Villain
Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.
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- By Billy Higgins Peery
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5 Myths About Men And Women That Are Statistically B.S.
A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.
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- By Natalie Vail
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5 Shockingly Dark Secrets Of The Art World
Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.
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- By E.M. Caris, Dallas Jeffs, Rob Rose
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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 10/18
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every news story. Luckily we're unreasonable, we're on it, and we're here to catch you up!
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- By Cracked Writers
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5 Huge Marketing Campaigns That Were Complete Catastrophes
Sometimes the brainwashing overlords in charge of telling us what to buy go wildly off the rails, and it's always fun to sit back and soak in their failure.
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- By Chris Rio, Evan V. Symon
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6 Amazing Inventions That Will Soon Make Your Job Total Hell
Corporations have taken things to new extremes that are going to make work inexplicably even more miserable.
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- By Chris Radomile
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- 398
5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed
It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.
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- By Alyssa Feller
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- 285