"Most new celebs get caught up in the glitz and the glamour and the money and the drugs and then end up becoming former husks of themselves. Other people look at all that shit, promptly turn around, and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction."
Life on the road as a pro wrestler is, of course, strange. But there's "strange" and then there's "How in the hell are any of these people still alive?" These stories are in the latter category.
"While Perry Saturn was stuck in a hotel and being, in Perry's own words, as stupid as he was bored, he got the idea to hire strippers with fellow wrestler Raven. This idea naturally evolved into the idea of putting things into those strippers. But it's how Perry Saturn puts things into strippers that makes him uniquely deranged."