Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic
In the first sci-fi themed issue of Man Comics, hero cop Dick Whiskey is hurtled into the far reaches of time and the future! I might have spoiled too much already, so tell your women they'll have to wait for their sex-- it's Man Comics!
Jetcat.
ReplyNevar forget.
The part where he takes the space wizard's face has me in tears every time...
ReplyDick Whiskey, Punchmaster, and Popsicle Pete need to face off.
ReplyOf course, such a faceoff would rip the Universe a new asshole...
A face off between those three would probably end up changing the definition of "face off" for centuries to come.
And Spontaneo, don't forget Spontaneo
So.. Did seanbaby make this? Or, like, can I actually buy this comic somewhere? And if seanbaby DID make this, could he finish it? I'd pay damned good money for a comic full of this s**t (with popsicle pete ads.. god, that little bastard terrifies me xDD )
ReplyThe images are actually out in the universe somewhere, but the dialogue was probably a little different.
awesome!
Replybut I was wondering.. when will the punchmaster return?
NO ONE QUESTIONS THE PUNCHMASTER'S RETURN!
*PUNCH*
"Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart." Nice touch.
ReplyRocket pants and bourbon, best (and manliest) combination ever!
ReplyWell, that's one way to reverse an orchiectomy.
ReplyHa ha! Pull up jetcat!
Reply*rowrr*?
A gift!
"In no time, you'll have your fella' saying, 'who's that dame with the real human hair?!'"
ReplyOh Jesus! What happened to the girl's eyes in the last panel of Popsicle Pete? Knowing Pete, I don't want an answer to that question...
ReplyPopsicle Pete has just began the journey, with you. You do not need eyes on the journey...
"Well, if you need a place to keep your mini fridge, it smells like your sister opened her legs somewhere."
ReplyI died.
These comics are just so manly! By the time I finish my read, I'm not even sure if there's a lick of estrogen left in my body. As always, a great read, Seanbaby!
Reply"Pull up, Jetcat!" "A GIFT?" Awesome.
ReplyDick Whiskey and Punchmaster need to have a goddamn crossover, or one of those bullshit "versus" comics like Marvel and DC used to do all the time.
ReplyHere take this mans skin in it will save us some paperwork
ReplyPUNCHING! SOLVES! EVERYTHING! And the rest is fixed with drinking!
ReplyDude.
Reply......I want you to make an entire Popsicle Pete article.
HE DID. HE DID.
IT SCREAMS.
Popsicle Pete: avatar of Nyarlathotep
ReplyNo!
Nyarlathotep: avatar of Popsicle Pete
"Place $20 or more in a plastic bag and flush it down any toilet. We'll find it."
ReplyLOL.