The Worst Toy of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
Man Comics is back with a bold Dick Whiskey adventure, the 2010 Kid's Choice Award winner for Favorite Drunk Cop! He and his partner O'Malley always shoot with 80 proof aim, brought to you by Power Lords: Space's Shittiest Space Warriors!
I... I kinda wanna play the power lords game...
ReplyPower Lords have really come into their own. Wait. What?
ReplyGATOR FIGHT!!! Lol good stuff.
Replyhaha dick whiskey: drunk cop, that s**t was so funny.
ReplyHuh, I remember Power Lords! Pleasantly surprised anyone else did, even Seanbaby! Besides the video game (which I didn't know about), they were also the subject of a three-issue limited series from DC comics. Also the figure in the first panel had a name, it was Adam Power! (I know, catchy!)
Reply"No man on Earth has ever held such power"...to suck! :)
The only place i ever saw the ad for this was in comic books in the 80's of my youth. So odd to have it in an article after all these years.
ReplyNEEDS MOAR POPSCICLE PETE
this
MINUS THE MISSPELLING (I NEEDED TO YELL)
WHY DOES THE POWER LORD HAVE SIX FINGERS ON THE ACTION FIGURE, BUT FIVE ON THE VIDEO GAME COVER?! WHY?!
ReplyIt's even worse than that- I think it's a thumb on both edges of its palm- he's got four fingers and two thumbs on each hand. He devolved from the toy to the game because 80s Atari-style controllers only had the one thumb button. If he had just held on until the early 90s, he coud have taken full advantage of the newer controllers that were coming out.
Okay, too easy, but who the f**k is John Landis?
Reply Hide All See All 9 Repliesf**k you, You don't know John Landis.
He killed Vic Morrow and two Vietnamese children to make a scene from a boring vignette from a movie nobody watches anymore, and for some reason isn't in jail. And he made BLUES BROTHERS, TRADING PLACES, COMING TO AMERICA, and ANIMAL HOUSE. But mainly, killed children with a helicopter.
I am going to name my firstborn son John Landis.
@JLRoberson I really don't think it's fair to say that...the Twilight Zone tragedy was an accident.
don't forget about thriller. He directed the thriller video
@ JLRoberson. You're just utterly wrong and obviously retarded. A special effect on the set damaged a helicopter and that's what caused their deaths. Sure he was directing, but since he wasn't flying the chopper, nor setting off the special effects, at the very worst he was negligent. That's not the same as killing people. Retard.
I think JLR may have been exaggerating. You know, having just read a Seanbaby column and all.
Then "JLR" probably should leave the comedy to Seanbaby and shut the f**k up.
John Landis directed Ghostbusters, so all sins have been forgiven.
I actually had these crappy Power Lord toys.
Replyi laughed way, waaaay too hard at "f**k you, YOU don't know John Landis."
ReplyWhat the hell is a power lord? And for that matter, what's a power ranger?
ReplyA Power Lord is a dorky toy. A Power Ranger is either a) lame or b) the human epithet to badassery. (Check RPM. They modeled the main character after Wolverine, and it was awesome.)
unreadable. people who like comics buy comics, people who want to read some funny articles and see funny pictures read cracked.
Reply Hide All See All 10 Repliespathetic nerd article
This is why we can never have nice things, isn't it!?!
ButtChocolate, you're my favorite.
Those're some seriously low standards then divinelily, fo-sho! Keep up the good fight!
Umm, can you read English? You can clearly type it, somewhat.
It is neither pathetic, nor nerd, nor article. "Awesome parody comic" is more correct.
I hate you and all you stand for.
You fail at trolling.
...And also if they want to see people try to pass Zombies (ewwoops, sorry, it's "Zombys"), they can go read Cracked. Thanks for showing us that you're one of THEM. a JOCK.
Oh caleb, would a failed troll have nine replies?
Oh, I'm sorry-were you offended by the article? Must suck to be you. I guess a nerd needs some Grape Nuts cereal. With Volto.
Power Lords! I've been trying to find out what these were for years. I had that kangaroo-looking thing on the left when I was a kid!
ReplyI s**tted myself laughing, no kidding, i'm on Xenical.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesDid you KNOW that was gonna happen???
Ahem. "Shat". Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a long, hard look at my life for finding it necessary to correct a person on the internet about the past-tense conjugation of "s**t".
Actually that's not a proper last tense of anything so instead you should take a long hard look at your life for being the least successful pedant ever
First Seanbaby of 2011, first out loud laugh in my local library of 2011. Cheers there mate.
ReplyI'm highly offended by this article. I absolutely loved Power Lords.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesPlease correct all references that seem to put the toy in a bad light.
Your c**k asked me "that's the best you got?". Sarcastic f**ker.
I wish my c**k was sarcastic :( It's more *satirical* than anything else... (because it's wicked tiny. Shhhhhh. Don't tell.)
And i wish commentators could stay focused, but since that won't happen, suffer like the rest of us.
Cuthbert51...... lol, i gotcha.
Your c*ck is like a first son: You carry him around and support him and live life taking care of what he needs and at the moment of truth he does whatever the f*ck he feels like.
The hell?!?
Chill the f**k out, at least he was kidding-most of Seanbaby's haters don't kid - that's the difference.
This guy isn't great, but it beats having to talk/read about yet another guy b***hing just because he doesn't get the kind of humor a blind orangutan eating a bannana flavored peep in a wheelbarrow on a day when the sky is an unusually quaint gossamer shade of blue would have farted out.
"Is your gynecologist taking you to the Morissey concert?"
ReplySolid gold.
Totally awesome. Even the Morrissey reference lols. I love Morrissey, and even I admit that joke was all kinds of cool. The whole comic was all kinds of cool. Punchmaster and Popsicle Pete should make a huge comeback, though!
Replyone of the shortest posts i've seen from seanbaby yet, but my god that opening advertisement was laugh out loud hilarious!
ReplyMaybe this one is short because the next man-comics is going to be so awesome our brains explode like that one pic they always use.
Honest to god Seanbaby, every single sentence you write is f**king hilarious.
ReplyThat must've sucked for him in school.