Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic

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In the first sci-fi themed issue of Man Comics, hero cop Dick Whiskey is hurtled into the far reaches of time and the future! I might have spoiled too much already, so tell your women they'll have to wait for their sex-- it's Man Comics!

aprtoit THE ONE MILLIONTH LENTURAT CRIME FUTURE READY WASMT FOR 2OTH I CAN TELL BY YOUR CENTURY HARD-ON THAT YOLIRS NICE PUNCH, O'MALLEY. IS DEFINITEL
IT IS THE STAR YEAR 28.982 A.T. UGH... PITy THE FOOL! AND HISTORY'S DRUNKEST POLICE AFTER CENTURIES, OFEICER HAS BEEN SLEEPING JESuS... THE SUBJECT ON
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THAT VERY THIS IS A STICK LP! us ALL DAY DICK GIVE THE SPACE BLICKS AND NO ONE WHISKEY IS GETS VAPORIZED! BACK ON THE STREETS! HERE BUDDY. KNIFE TAKE
CA THE ADVENTURES OF DICK WHISKEY IN THE ONE MILLIONTH CENTURY CONTINUE ON THE NEXT PAGE! PARENTSSS! US SSSSEND YOUR CHILDRENL IT'S FUN! SAFE!
Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic
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AS IF THEY WERE THE ONLY PANTS HE'D EVERP KNOWN. DICK THIS IS THE PLACE, WHISKEY GRACEFULLY WHISKEY! BRINGS IS ROCKET PANTS IN FOR A LANDING. HA HA Ha
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