In the first sci-fi themed issue of Man Comics, hero cop Dick Whiskey is hurtled into the far reaches of time and the future! I might have spoiled too much already, so tell your women they'll have to wait for their sex-- it's Man Comics!

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Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic

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