5 Comics from When Sexual Assault was Considered Hilarious
From 1950 to 1968, there was a comic called The Adventures of Bob Hope. And for 109 issues, every single adventure started the same way: Bob Hope runs up to a strange woman and molests her. In the 50s, there was no pepper spray in the consumer market. Bob Hope was legally allowed to lick a woman more than 15 feet from her husband, and her response was only, "No time for rape, sir! I need to find a boat captain! Or a bull fighter! Or the world's greatest expensive cake carrier!" Then, of course, Bob Hope would claim to be those things to trick her into sex. I own many truly insane things and this comic series ranks among the insanest of them.
If this comic was released today it would be called Sexual Assault and Cake Dropping and a prison warden would be locking his facility down, demanding to know who made it. That's why I've rewritten The Adventures of Bob Hope for a modern audience.
Oh, and out of respect for the comedy legend, all of Bob Hope's original dialog will be unaltered.
How is Bob Hope going to get out of this mess, Hope-Believers!? Find out on Page 2!
Was anyone else reminded of Leisure Suit Larry reading this?
ReplyNo.
The part that made me laugh the hardest was the part when the waiter was like, "Would you like that Chop Suey on a plate or would you like me to CRAM IT UP YOUR d******e YOU f*****g RACIST?" Pure gold... I love your stuff Seanbaby, please publish a comic book in real life!!!
ReplyThis wasn't just epic. This was ninja-zombie-pirate war epic.
Reply"I... kind of wanted to race."
Reply"BOB f**kING HOPE! WHAT THE f**kING f**k WAS THAT!?"
ReplyAlso, loved the stab at Godek in the first comic.
Is this actually a real comic strip from back in the day? Or is it a mock comic?
ReplyIf you're not familiar with Seanbaby's work, I suggest you check it out.
The images and a small amount of dialogue are original, most of the dialogue is made by Seanbaby.
"Are rapist hollow?" Lmao I Loved it!
Reply"Well unless your ass is hardened against a tractor piston you won't have much say in it".
ReplyI very nearly died. Too funny.
I knew this one would be gold as soon as I got to the line "Are rapists hollow?"
ReplyHAHA destabilizing robot anti-bonor systems. amazing!
ReplyI've always seen the ads for Bob Hope comics, but never actually read a Bob Hope comic. :-(
ReplyThis was f**king f**k-awesome! Also, robot gay sex :)
ReplyI imagine that the unaltered versions are way creepier. These have been edited for our protection.
Replythe blonde from the first comic was married to Godek, right?
ReplyGood call.
Twisted and inspired; great comic!
ReplyHAHA THE COMMENT ON "the women of the restaurant have asked me to inform you that they are all menstruating" just about cracked me up xDD
ReplyI already couldn't stop laughing after "I THINK MY BODY MIGHT NEVER SELF-LUBRICATE AGAIN." xDD
I fell out of my chair after "I think my mons pubis just stretched to cover ALL my holes"
that Bob Hope was one horny noodle-nosed freak
ReplyI think he might have been Leisure Suit Larry's real Father O.o!
I liked the 3ed & last one best.
Replywow hilarious. I liked what pretty much everyone said.
ReplyI can't believe you combined a Doctor Who reference with a chemical castration joke. You need some kind of trophy or grant or something.
ReplyThe Pizza Coupon killed, too.