From 1950 to 1968, there was a comic called The Adventures of Bob Hope. And for 109 issues, every single adventure started the same way: Bob Hope runs up to a strange woman and molests her. In the 50s, there was no pepper spray in the consumer market. Bob Hope was legally allowed to lick a woman more than 15 feet from her husband, and her response was only, "No time for rape, sir! I need to find a boat captain! Or a bull fighter! Or the world's greatest expensive cake carrier!" Then, of course, Bob Hope would claim to be those things to trick her into sex. I own many truly insane things and this comic series ranks among the insanest of them.

If this comic was released today it would be called
Sexual Assault and Cake Dropping and a prison warden would be locking his facility down, demanding to know who made it. That's why I've rewritten The Adventures of Bob Hope for a modern audience.

Oh, and out of respect for the comedy legend, all of Bob Hope's original dialog will be unaltered.



B8HOPe 10 THE ADventures of APR BIKINI SINSPECTED 2011 BYTHE COMICS CODE CAs AUTHORITY AIEE!!! THAT'S THE GET! GENERAL IDEA, HONEY-- OFF!!! RRRUFF! OH

5 Comics from When Sexual Assault was Considered Hilarious

-TheAdventures -of DOCTOR, THIS MAN COUNTS HUH? DID Bob Hope You SAY GLOVES. ROBOT2/ ld, Robot HUH HEY, NON! WILL FAR MORE CLANK! KNOW- BUT THAT CIAN

The Adventures of BOb Hope THERE HE IS! SAVE HER! Hope Joins the Foreign Legion! Wow! LOOK AT Wow! LOOK AT ALL THE DOLLS,! ALL THE DOLLS.' I'VE MET

How is Bob Hope going to get out of this mess, Hope-Believers!? Find out on Page 2!

BOBHOPE The Adhentures of A Day in Hope's life! NO, NO, BOB! WHEN I ASKED YOU TO JOIN ME IN MIDGET RACING - I MEANT AUTOMOBILES.! HEY! THIS MAY COME

HOLY SHIT. THAT IS THE TOLGHEST HOLY SHIT, YES! SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN, BOB HOPE! YEAH! LATER UNREL TO THAT... ISWELLR TELL HATE WE LIKEE HAVE YOUR DADDY

CLAK.: The Adventures of Id, Robot 2- c Bob Hope The Tables Have Turned... to ROBOT! IT'S CHUHF FOUIND A -VOOM. THIS TITS. TITS. BEEN YOU MEAN HE MA

Seanbaby always fills out the proper paperwork before grabbing your breasts. You can follow him on Twitter or face him on Facebook. His incredible website is Seanbaby.com.

For more inappropriate comics, check out The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time. And check out some more Seanbaby in What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk).

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