Bob Ross was a furious flyboy. Einstein was a jerkbag. Bananas are genetic abominations. It's like everything was a dream...
In the Middle Ages they removed bladder stones through your anus. "That doesn't seem anatomically correct," you might be thinking. Yeah, welcome to the Middle Ages.
"Should the stone be particularly resistant to removal, a menacing metal hook might be employed to pry it out through the cloven taint, because this was a period of history in which hooks were considered acceptable medical instruments."
We asked John Cheese to fix our computer one time but he just mailed us a butter sculpture of his middle finger.
"Wait, where's the antivirus?"
"Oh, my cousin was downloading music, and it wasn't letting him open the files, so we had to get rid of it."