Bob Ross was a furious flyboy. Einstein was a jerkbag. Bananas are genetic abominations. It's like everything was a dream...

6 Horrifying Ways They Used To Treat Basic Medical Issues

In the Middle Ages they removed bladder stones through your anus. "That doesn't seem anatomically correct," you might be thinking. Yeah, welcome to the Middle Ages.

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"Should the stone be particularly resistant to removal, a menacing metal hook might be employed to pry it out through the cloven taint, because this was a period of history in which hooks were considered acceptable medical instruments."


"Wait, where's the antivirus?"

"Oh, my cousin was downloading music, and it wasn't letting him open the files, so we had to get rid of it."


"The reason he ultimately told the military to go screw off was because he was forced to be 'a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn't going to be that way anymore.'"


"As we've pointed out previously, we tend to view our idols through rose tinted glasses. Thankfully, our readers have volunteered to take those glasses and smash them on the ground for you."


"The U.S. Postal Service also has a nuclear apocalypse plan dating all the way back to the '50s, and it is better than the one Kevin Costner came up with."


"Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition."


"The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'"


"According to the media, the world is a big scary place with lots of little scary things to make matters worse. But how warranted are the most common fears really?"


"The Nazis are obvious stand-ins for the Empire, with their soldiers serving as Stormtroopers and the black-clad Gestapo agent Arnold Toht representing Darth Vader. He even earns a scar in the exact place Han shot Vader before his carbonite bath."


4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Celebrities

Ahh, that Potter kid - he's something else.

In the midst of the Harry Potter frenzy, Daniel Radcliffe noticed something: If he was wearing the same outfit, the paparazzi would just groan and not

"Think about the tremendous sacrifice that wearing the same clothes every day must mean for someone image-obsessed enough to become a world-famous actor...and he did it just to bug the paparazzi."


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