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Some say the real thing can help you grow as a person. But prepare to stagger around for about eight hours in a pulsing, Technicolor sewer all your own.

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee responsible for this law's enforcement is certainly made up of Australia's finest skeeve-balls.

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When you've got "The Great" slugged onto the end of your name, you can build all the artificial landmasses you damn well please.

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