Crackedoids: Mario Was High Edition

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The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Pop Culture Franchises

Some say the real thing can help you grow as a person. But prepare to stagger around for about eight hours in a pulsing, Technicolor sewer all your own.

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6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee responsible for this law's enforcement is certainly made up of Australia's finest skeeve-balls.

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5 Insane Private Schools You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Good on 'em! Smokes are too expensive for these young charges to be sneaking around and hotboxing.

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6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen

No one ever suspects you have eight Big Macs under the trench coat. Ever.

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5 Ancient Acts of War That Changed the Face of the Earth

When you've got "The Great" slugged onto the end of your name, you can build all the artificial landmasses you damn well please.

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