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Some say the real thing can help you grow as a person. But prepare to stagger around for about eight hours in a pulsing, Technicolor sewer all your own.
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee responsible for this law's enforcement is certainly made up of Australia's finest skeeve-balls.
Good on 'em! Smokes are too expensive for these young charges to be sneaking around and hotboxing.
No one ever suspects you have eight Big Macs under the trench coat. Ever.
When you've got "The Great" slugged onto the end of your name, you can build all the artificial landmasses you damn well please.
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.
These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.