The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Pop Culture Franchises
Every one of us has, at some point, watched a weird-ass movie or simply looked back over an insanely original idea and said, "How the hell did they even come up with that?"
The answer is often less original, and way stranger than you could have possibly imagined.

The Story You Know:
Mario is such a staple of the video game landscape that we become blind to how weird the whole thing really is. Why is it all about mushrooms? Why would mushrooms give Mario superpowers (including the ability to change size)?

Well, it's because there are in fact mushrooms in the real world that will give you superpowers. Or rather, they'll make you think you have them, right up until the cops wrestle you to the ground.
What Inspired It:
According to Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto himself, it came from one hell of a predicament. In early runs, the developers found that Mario was too large, so in order to make Mario grow and shrink throughout the game they decided to add "magic mushrooms" for him to snack on like the titular character in Alice in Wonderland.

Why would anyone--from Lewis Carroll to Nintendo--associate mushrooms with getting smaller or bigger? It's because of hallucinogenic toadstools like Amanita Muscaria, as folks who have ingested them know, screw with your perception of size.
Of course, Nintendo was probably just basing their mushrooms off of the idea forwarded by Carrol. It's not like they designed the ones in the game to look exactly like the psychotropic that would make a plumber think he was shrinking and turning into a giant in the real world.

Except they totally did... Amanita Muscaria bear a striking resemblance to Super Mushrooms from Mario. Nintendo insists that these similarities are purely coincidental, presumably because they don't want to get sued by the parents of whose kids find these mushrooms and assume they bestow the power to break bricks with their fists.
Either way, it really puts the bizarre world of Mario's "Mushroom Kingdom" in a whole new light.

That must have been some really good shit.

The Story You Know:
A Nightmare on Elm Street boasted a plot that was two parts Halloween, one part Jason and a dash of Christopher Nolan psycho-noir. It introduced a whole generation of children to insomnia in the form of Freddy Krueger, and is arguably the only decent movie Wes Craven ever made.

What Inspired It:
A true freaking story.
While Freddy Krueger is the amalgamation of a bully from Craven's youth and a homeless person, the concept of people actually dying from their nightmares is a reality all too horrific for Southeast Asian men.

Wes Craven apparently got the idea for A Nightmare on Elm Street after coming across a string of articles in the LA Times from the 1970s and 80s about an alarming number of young, able-bodied, mentally-sound men from Southeast Asia who died in their sleep the most horrifically way possible: via nightmares.
It would all start with a bad dream so distressing that they would spend days trying to stave off sleep. Once they eventually succumbed to Mr. Sandman, they let out a bloodcurdling scream, and died hard.

It is a condition known as SUDS, one of those medical acronyms doctors use to hide the unsettling damned-if-we-know nature of the real name: Sudden Unexpected Death Syndrome. Contrary to what the films told us, it typically attacks healthy adolescent men regardless of sexual promiscuity. Between 1982 and 1990 alone, 230 Thai men died from this condition. It is known throughout Southeast Asia as bangungot, dab tsog, laitai, hukuri and other names that you will dread for the rest of your life if you are even just a fraction Southeast Asian.
Only some quick defibrillation has proved effective against this monster, but for real... how many people have ready access to a defibrillator? In fact, SUDS nearly makes Freddy Kruger seem less threatening in comparison. At least we know that the Freddy can be killed.


The Story You Know:
Haley Joel Osment sees dead people, then it is revealed that *SPOILERS* Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time and somehow never notices that other people aren't talking to him. *END SPOILERS*

After a few years he started seeing M. Night Shyamalan's career, and then his own.
It became one of the highest grossing films of all time and would be nominated for six Oscars, all seemingly on the strength of that one mind-blowing twist. This baffled some critics; after all, wasn't the whole thing just a two hour-long Twilight Zone episode, complete with the gimmicky revelation at the end?
What Inspired It:
The truth is quite a bit stupider than that. This Academy Award-nominated classic was inspired by something off of the same children's television network that introduced the world to Rugrats, Clarissa Explains It All and Doug. Yup, Nickelodeon.

Technically, SNICK.
It turns out that Shyamalan was one hell of an unofficial member of the Midnight Society in the 90s, since his magnum opus was inspired by an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?.
The episode in particular, "The Tale of the Dream Girl", is basically the same story as The Sixth Sense except it was written for the same audience that followed Salute Your Shorts.

Just like The Sixth Sense, "The Tale of the Dream Girl" tells the story of a kid who is able to eerily and unwillingly communicate with the dead. In this case, his name is Johnny Angelli, and he's portrayed by the same pretty-boy who played Scott Hope on Buffy. At first it appears that Johnny is being stalked by a girl who is clearly way out of his league, but not only does Johnny think that she's dead, there's something strange going on with Johnny. You see, he has this ring which he can't get off his finger, nobody seems to recognize him at work and his mother is so pissed that you would think he wrecked the car, or something.
Only Johnny's sister believes in him. In fact, she's the only person who has really been speaking to him. Oh, and there's this dramatic scene with the ring, and a totally unexpected--because it was original--twist where... well...

Five years later, Shyamalan gets nominated for an Academy Award for Best "Original" Screenplay.
Hell, considering the work he's done since then, it might pay for him to get some more Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes on DVD (it had a nice run of seven seasons) and see what else he can dig up.

There's enough cinematic gold in this season alone to keep Shyamalan busy for decades.
Also, it's worth noting that "The Tale of the Dream Girl" aired on March 26 1994, which means Shyamalan had to be at least 23-years old during that life-changing Saturday night he was at home watching SNICK.

The Story You Know:
It was a B-movie about commandos mated with a B-movie about an alien which resulted in a B+ movie about a commando-hunting alien. The film starred two future-governors, Apollo Creed, a bromantic Bill Duke and even features Jean-Claude Van Damme in a cameo as... you guessed it, the Predator.

Come to think of it, he does look like a predator.
What Inspired It:
Rocky V, or at least a joke from the 80s about how bad it would be should it ever get made. It was funny as hell until Stallone had to go and spoil everyone's fun by actually filming it.

As far as Hollywood was concerned, the Rocky Balboa Universe reached an insurmountable apex on Christmas Day, 1985. In Rocky IV the dude defeated Ivan Drago, avenged Apollo and won the hearts and minds of the Soviet people to end the Cold War. Yes, it was a good moment to be Rocky and/or Stallone, but once Drago tumbled out of the ring, it was widely believed that there was absolutely nothing left for the Italian Stallion to do but collapse under his own weight. With Drago smote, who else remained on Earth for the Stallion to challenge? No one, that's who.

This gave birth to a running joke around Hollywood that Rocky "would have to fight an alien in Rocky V." But screenwriters Jim and John Thomas eventually found this meme and were smart enough to realize that the idea of Stallone fighting an alien in Rocky V would be freaking brilliant 80s-perfection.

The duo "took the joke very seriously and turned out a marvelous screenplay," with the working title Hunter. After producer Joel Silver coaxed Hunter into spending a wild weekend with Commando... the classic science-fiction action film Predator was born.

Hell, they even got Apollo Creed to come get killed by the bad guy again in a key scene. You've got to stop getting yourself into these situations, man.








And as a tribute to Nickelodeon for giving him "inspiration" launching his career, M. Night Shyamalan decided that the best way to give back would be to take Avatar: The Last Airbender and f**k it up so royally that-----my apologies, I forgot, that movie doesn't exist.
ReplyThere is actually an Avatar: the last airbender movie
I started thinking about how Old School is a lot like Fight Club after re-watching Fight Club a month ago. Mostly because of Old Schools KY lube wrestling scene in the basement, and Luke Wilsons co-worker trying to join the fraternity and Luke Wilson standing up to his boss.
Reply"you're my man Blue!"
"you're my boy blue"
"arguably the only decent movie Wes Craven ever made."
ReplyExcluding the highly successfull Scream franchise?
Scream might have been successful but that doesn't necessarily make it "Decent". As somebody who has seen 1-4 repeatedly, I think they should have stopped at 2.
Or 1. Or the first draft.
Also, just because he gets turned into a donkey doesn't mean it's an homage to Donkey porn...
Reply'The Golden Ass' likely had satiric intent. The author probably knew of such antics in real life, which is why he included it.
Okay, hold on... Was Shyamalan really basing his movie off of an episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark", or did somebody just watch the episode and go, "You know what? This sound a hell of a lot like The Sixth Sense! Shyamalamadingdong probably based the movie off of it!"
ReplyHow was Gilligan lazy? He did every f*****g do-boy job on the goddamn island! It was his stupidity that kept them stuck there.
ReplyGilligan's not sloth -- Mrs. Howell is sloth. Gilligan is Satan!
JCVD was not the predator
ReplyIf you follow the link provided in the section, it says he was for two days, and describes the shot in the movie you see him in, before he was recast. So yes, he was, although briefly.
How did Pinnochio make a WTF list? The donkey show thing I actually learned in college and that's pretty obscure, but it being a retelling of Jonah? No kidding. That's pretty much a given going into the movie or cracking the book.
ReplyI think it's less for "educated" people and more for people like me, that is, ones who never bothered to investigate it. Or perhaps those who weren't familiar with Jonah's story to even make the connection?
Predator a "B+" movie?!?!? I'm aware that the dialogue, plot, and pretty much everything a movie is made out of kinda all suck, but put together it is f*****g awesome. It was f*****g awesome when it first came out. It was f*****g awesome on VHS. It's even f*****g awesome on TNT at 10:00am on a Sunday in the summer 20+ years later. Predator is THE action/alien guy movie. You know it. I know it. Everyone with a swinging dick knows it. Don't pretend you are too hip to admit these truths. Also...why's that guy always shaving? That's gotta hurt.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesGreatest movie of all time. The greatest...and I'm a girl. I can quote that movie...
Just about anyone worth talking to can quote that movie. But, yes... up there with the greatest movies of all time for sure. I am of the opinion that Predator 2 is no slouch of a movie, either... and, hell, I'll even go there and say Predators is worth watching at least once; considering it's a nowadays reboot of an '80s franchise I was expecting it to suck a massive c**k but actually enjoyed most of it.
B movie just refers to the budget and resources available for production. Many great movies are considered "b movies" its not a dis, the movies are considered "b" before they are even made. And yes, predator and predator 2 kicked Dick. Haven't seen predators.
Best ideas are remade from other ideas and what ifs....Ill keep that in mind.
ReplyBeelzebub and Satan are two entirely different people, dumb ass.....
ReplyAside from that, very nice and entertaining article.
True, but in the New Testament Beelzebub is identified as "Satan, Prince of Demons"
Just depends on who is calling who Beelzebub.
It is funny to read these Cracked articles just to see how they contradict or disprove each other. I just read one that pointed out that The Sixth Sense was his best, most original film, and now I find out it was just a rip-off. :D
ReplyIt was his best film.. and he did rip it off. Whats so hard to understand about that?
M. Night Shyamalan also pilfered the plot for The Village from a book by Margaret Peterson Haddix called "Running Out of Time."
ReplyGood book :P
I don't really buy the gillagins Island = Seven Deadly Sins one. Let's look at who suposedly represents what;
ReplyThe Millionare = greed (Ok)
The Movie star = Lust (Yep)
Mary-Anne = Envy (Probably)
The Professor = Pride (A little odd, but OK)
The Millionare's Wife = Sloth (Wait, how is he that different from Thurston?)
The Skipper = Wrath & Gluttony (Two sins for one character, odd)
Gillagin = Satan (what.)
Don't quite line up that well, do they? And technically Ginger probably has WAY more pride than The Professor. And you KNOW people are making up s**t when you have exactly 7 characters, yet you still have to pretend Gillagin is Satan.
Even though the name Gilligan was in the article multiple times, you still managed to misspell it. Congrats.
I believe it goes like this:
Mr. Howell = Greed
Mrs. Howell = Gluttony
Ginger = Lust
Mary Ann = Envy
Professor = Pride
Skipper = Wrath
Gilligan = Sloth
Gilligan's allusion to Satan is incidental to the main allegory, but it works.
My college small group actually went over the GIlligan's Island/Seven Deadly Sins thing. I'm starting to think the pastor just read this article and retold it to us...
ReplyIn the Philippines it's called Bangungot.... my relatives warn me to not sleep with a full stomach or else i'll have it and i'll die in my sleep...
ReplyFuck, I loved Clarissa Explains It All. Thank you for reminding me.
ReplyAnd all her dorky video games featuring the misuse of her brother's head? Lolz.
Lewis Caroll wasn't writing about drugs; he was pretty straight-edged (I may or may not have read another Cracked article about how, contrary to popular belief, Alice in Wonderland was not meant to imply or condone drug use at all.)
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesAlso, Are You Afraid of the Dark? was and is so much better than Tales from the Crypt, Masters of Horror or any other similar show that has ever existed for any audience of any age. Some of those eps are still scary as holy hell.
Caroll still was likely using mushrooms instead of, say, zucchini for the reason stated above.
Yeah, Caroll was writing about irrational numbers, it really bugs me when people who are trying to make a point don't get their facts straight.
Alice in Wonderland was actually about math. But since Carroll was a reverend with apparently perpetual blue balls, it's also about sex. :D
It's a theory, not a fact.
Far out ideas do not always equal drugs. He used at most a little opium for health, he didn't even like much to drink. A mind can conjure amazing s**t without needing hallucinogenic stimulation, tho it certainly helps! Pick up a good Dodgson bio, without some over-riding 'explanation' for his work like drugs, desire for the Liddell girls or a satire of English university theologians.
Never stopped to wonder before why there's a shot of someone with psoriatic arthritis in Se7en. What's autoimmine disease got to do with serial killers?
ReplyIt's supposed to be broken fingers. The filmakers thought it would look better to use real pictures and since its just the opening credits no reason to blow the budget. Most of is are not pre-med so I doubt many people noticed.
JCVD was not the predator. He was slated to be the predator, but s**t happened and he got dropped.
ReplyThat's why it said "cameo"; he's in one scene.
The hole in the jungle scene. Then they decided they wanted someone bigger and got the massive KPH