5 Tiny Mistakes That Led To Huge Catastrophes
A lot of you are probably reading this at work and despite that, a lot of you are probably also drunk. That's because most of us have jobs where, if you maybe screw up here and there, it's not the end of the world.
Or at least that's what we'd like to think. It turns out some of the biggest, costliest disasters have resulted from some random employee making a single tiny mistake. Such as ...
Over the course of three months in 2006, AOL compiled search data on over 650,000 of its users. That might sound ominous, but all they wanted was a tool for researchers. Sure, the users didn't know their data was being saved, but what they didn't know couldn't hurt them, right? After all, it's not like they would ever release it to the general public.
Whoops ...
Somebody should have told company researcher Abdur Chowdhury. On Friday August 4, 2006, with a click of a mouse, Chowdhury uploaded a single compressed text file of the search data on an AOL website that was, in fact, open to the public.
But don't fret, the user names weren't listed and AOL officials quickly realized the mistake and took the file down on Monday, the next business day.
Really, What's the Worst That Could Happen?
This is the internet, there is no such thing as the next day. By the time the file was taken down, word of the data leak had spread through blogs far and wide, the search results were posted on mirror sites including one that remains today as a searchable database. The media had already taken to the frighteningly easy task of personally identifying some of the users.
See, despite the absence of user names, a number of people had unknowingly identified themselves by way of "ego searches." That means that, along with searches for pleasant topics like rape, murder, committing rape and murder, hiding rape and murder, and Clay Aiken CDs, they also searched for their own names, addresses and social security numbers.
Within days, The New York Times had released, with consent, the name of a user who they tracked down by cross-checking search keywords with phone books and other public information. After a few weeks, AOL had not only fired the researcher responsible for the leak, but also his supervisor and Chief Technology Officer Maureen Govern.
All because of one click of the mouse.
As a bizarre postscript to all of this, one of the users identified in the file only by number ("User 927") became internet famous for having basically the creepiest search habits imaginable. Searches included "human mold," "dog sex," "child porn," " Disney Beauty and the Beast Porn" and, most frighteningly, "'Sugar, We're Going Down' by Fallout Boy." No, really.
Well, recently, a stage production premiered, based on their life, called User 927.
On the night of July 13, 1977, a system operator sat in New York City's ConEdison electric facility, probably reading a comic book and wishing the internet had been invented.
Then, lightning struck. Three times. It nearly crippled the facility. To make things worse, neighboring facilities then opened their connections to the ConEd system to keep their own from overloading. The details are technical, but let's just say at that point, the system was going to be fucked unless somebody took action.
But no worries, our trusty system operator was on duty. And all he needed to do was flip a few switches and disaster would be averted. What could go wrong?
Whoops ...
Did we mention those switches needed to be flipped quickly? And in the proper order? Someone should have mentioned it to the system operator. One switch flipped out of order and within a few minutes, a 230,000 volt connection with New Jersey closed and the system began to overload. At 9:36 PM, the entire ConEdison system shut down.
Really, What's the Worst That Could Happen?
New York City was suddenly plunged into 25 hours of electricity-free mayhem. With mid-July temperatures sweltering, a deranged serial killer who took his orders from his neighbor's dog on the loose, and 1977's New York City just being a generally unhappy place to be, people lost their shit.
In short order, the raucous, block party-like atmosphere in the streets turned into violent looting. Fires were started, store windows were smashed, electronics were stolen (albeit not used for some time) and the fucking Yankees were well on their way to another World Series title. Son of a bitch.
Above: Why we love New York
After all was said and done, 1,616 stores were damaged, 1,037 fires were set, and 3,776 arrests were made. A Congressional study estimated the total damage to the New York City area at $300 million. Also, as a bizarre side effect: hip-hop was born. Seriously. The looting apparently resulted in the first access to DJ equipment for poor inner city youths, launching the movement.
In the aftermath of the blackout, ConEdison implemented changes to make sure the same problem never happened again (which it totally did in 2003). We're assuming this involved something along the lines of a few sequentially ordered labels above those switches.
The Hubble Telescope was initially conceived and budgeted for in the '70s and planned for launch in 1983. Various mishaps, not the least of which being the Challenger disaster, delayed the project for years. When it launched in 1990, scientists expected the Hubble to take its place among NASA's "great observatories," placing it in the company of, among others, the Compton Gamma Ray Observatory.
Probably not related to the Compton Gamma Ray Observatory.
The Hubble was expected to deliver some pretty kick-ass images thanks to its ability to capture those images with little to no back light (as you'd get with an earthbound telescope). Sounds like a huge task, but the Hubble was equipped with one of the most powerful mirrors ever built.
A team of the best engineers in the world gathered to build that mirror, working 12-hour days for five straight years, grinding the mirror with equipment that would make sure it was perfect to within a millionth of an inch.
Whoops ...
A guy named Lou Montagnino was in charge of testing the thing, using equipment so sensitive they had to do it in the middle of the night--(the vibration of a car driving three miles away would throw it off).
Unknown to Lou, a microscopic chip of paint flecked off a measuring rod that was supposed to make sure the mirror was the right shape. It started giving back false readings as a result, and the mirror wound up being off by four microns.
That was their mistake. Four microns. Twenty-five times smaller than the width of a human fucking hair. Smaller than a mosquito's flaccid penis.
Really, What's the Worst That Could Happen?
When the first images were returned from the Hubble, the quality was drastically less than what NASA expected, and nowhere close to powerful enough for what NASA needed it to do.
Of course the real problem was that by the time they discovered the flaw, the damned thing was already out in space. So say goodbye to a few billion more dollars, which is what it cost for a series of Space Shuttle missions to fix the thing's mirror (the repairs got so costly that there was debate as to whether it wouldn't be better to just build a new one). We're surprised they didn't just strap Lou Montagnino to a rocket and send him up there with some really fine grit sandpaper in his hand.








Bah! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knows that TRUE hip-hop started with that Rock-A-Pella band from the Carmen Sandiego game show. Anything before that wasn't REAL hip-hop, and everything after is but a poor imitation.
ReplyOn User 927: The worst part is, after all those searches for weird porno, he looks up "limp wrist syndrome"
ReplyYUCK!!!!!!!
"Whatever the case, it proves that countless disasters can be prevented by simply assuming everyone you're working with is a moron."
ReplySolid gold!
The world's most expensive hyphen. I was surprised to not see this one here.
ReplyIt's in a different article here.
Let that be a lesson to all you ego-searches out there: When searching your own name, search for a bunch of other names as well, to throw off the leaked-search-info scent.
Reply#2 and 3 make me think that maybe we should wait until our technology is a little more advanced before we start building things like that. That way, such minute errors don't cause outright catastrophes. Surely there's got to be a better way!
Reply#2 and 3 make me think that maybe we should wait till our technology is a little more advanced before we start building things like that. That way, such minute errors don't cause outright catastrophes. I mean surely there's gotta be a better way!
ReplyAnybody else notice ther Rainbow in #2?
ReplyYou always use metric in science, even in america. Idiots. As for 927... I'm just disturbed
ReplyWho wouldn't be? I mean, Fall Out Boy? Ghh!
If user 927 is the creepiest search history you can imagine, you've got a bad imagination.
ReplyAnd the video in #2 is gone.
This article came out in 2008. That's three years ago. Don't be surprised when a video disappears from that long ago.
I know I'm going to sound like a troll or a jerk, but anyway: what kind of retarded moron searches for their own SSN online? I mean, come on, you guys.
ReplyIn all honesty, though I've never done it, I can imagine many people would. What if your SSN is being thrown around the internet somewhere and a simple google search could turn it up? That'd be pretty bad news for you and I think that you'd probably want to know about it.
#1 reminds me of a classic saying:
ReplyThe great thing about standards is there are so many to choose from.
I figured that unit mix-up would be number one. That's my all time favorite screw up. I'd have loved to be in the meeting where they figured out what happened. Just imagine this conversation:
ReplyNASA guy #1: I don't know how the orbiter could have crashed, we should have had at least a 100 miles left!
NASA guy #2: Miles?
#4
ReplyHip-hop was born before that, Sugarhill Gang and Kurtis Blow for example made their hits before 1977, it just made hip-hop more popular.
Dude Fall Out Boy is a great band. Its the fanbase that sucks (screaming idiots) but I'm not one of them :P
ReplyAdabah na-ah nobiabow! And sugar we're goin' down swingin'!
That is literally what I hear when I hear that song. He is impossible to understand.
my father worked on mars '98. i remember how pissed he was when the orbiter disappeared- we even moved to goddamn florida for half a year to get the damn thing launched.
ReplyThere were tests that showed that the Hubble mirror was flawed that were done before it was integrated. The middle-managers at NASA who saw them apparently never thought it was important enough to do anything, though. (The test data exist and can be found around.)
ReplyTo be fair, four microns is a MINUTE number and is probably WELL within the range of error for stuff. The guy was probably like: "Off by four microns? Eh, probably some guy was out on a late night drive." Seriously.
#1 isn't as surprising as it might sound at first. well, not using metric is baffling... but aside from that... units are generally classified secret. idk if that mission was classified or not, but i'm guessing all the then bleeding edge tech would be
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesNo, units are not classified. Units are important. The next time you have to turn in an assignment for a science class, don't write any units down, and see how your teacher responds when you tell him that your units are classified.
So far as I'm aware, metric is the scientific standard in every major country around the world. It was agreed upon long ago, mainly to avoid s**t like this. The contractors really should've known better.
I'm pretty sure Lockheed Martin was either 1. Being US Arrogant dicks or 2. REALLY dumb
or both
@AlbinoRaven, I live 5 minutes from Lockheed in MD, we have a piss-ton of retards around here. I realize that these guys should have engineering degrees but I'd imagine some of the insanely stupid fucktardery around here has got to wear off on them.
Correction, if you're not using the metric system, you should go ahead and assume that you yourself are a f**king moron.
Reply Hide All See All 12 RepliesDon't make me put my "foot" "mile"-dly into your "inch" "rod".
Americans aren't necessarily morons for not using the metric system; it would just be too expensive to switch over at this point.
@moo102: Except that it's really expensive to continue having the Imperial system. The USA is a huge consumer of goods, but it's pretty much the only place that doesn't use metric. So you get all sorts of problems when you have goods made outside the US being used over here.
It's sort of the equivalent of having a car that you have to keep getting fixed. Sure, it's going to cost more money to buy a new car than it is to repair it, but you keep repairing that stupid thing again and again and again.
Who cares what petty system is used, it's the same amount.
There's a reason most scientists use the metric system, BuckyOHare, and it's not because the metric system is easier: it's because it is an international standard. Scientists all over the world will understand "nanometers" and "kilograms," but only the ones in the US will have a good idea of how long a "league" or an "ounce." Hell, I was born and raised in the US, and even I don't even remember how long a mile is. I just know it's more than 5,000 feet. Units are important, and it's even MORE important for you to communicate what units you're using if you're not using the standard. I have no idea why Lockheed Martin wasn't using metric.
I use the imperial system because that's what I was taught while growing up. I do try to use metric sometimes, and make sure I know the conversions, but imperial just comes so naturally while I have to really think about using metric. I really don't see why we need to be different on this, but I'm quite aware of the s**t-storm trying to switch over to metric would bring on. A "don't tread on me" kind of s**t-storm.
American actually has practical units, because not conforming to blocks of 10 means the sizes of the units are based on what's normal for humanity rather than nothing at all.
@Statalyzer
I don't care how long it has been since you posted this comment, and I am well aware how unlikely it is you will come back to read any follow up replies to it, but I still seriously have to write this regardless of those facts.
What the f**k are you talking about? What is "normal" for humanity?? Your comment just baffles me to no end. What could you have possibly had going through your head that made what you wrote out make sense??
You know, I actually don't think I want to know. I'm somewhat concerned that if I were to find even a degree of logic in your response it would have necessitated at least a small amount of brain damage, and I'm really not okay with that.
Xyroze, stfu. He was probably referring to the fact that the Imperial system is based on human measures for human measurement. Either way, kids are becoming more well-versed n the metric in the US.
Id have said if anything metric would be more 'natural' as we work in base 10
I think by normal he meant, "what we're used to in America." I wouldn't have a hard time switching over to metric but I'm sure there would be resistance from half the country thinking out government is trying to be "socialist."
Our dumb people like to toss that word around while simultaneously being ignorant of its meaning.
Nonsense; it was equally expensive, in inflation-adjusted dollars, back in the mid-19th century when most countries made the change. Or in the late 20th century when England and Australia made it. The US don't change for pure and simple cultural inertia.
"Also, as a bizarre side effect: hip-hop was born. Seriously. The looting apparently resulted in the first access to DJ equipment for poor inner city youths, launching the movement."
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesThat is awesome.
Awesome, yes. Correct, no. Hip-hop had been around for about half a decade prior to this.
As a little know music art that the poor blacks (who made it huge) had access too. Dont you hate it when you try to look smart and miss the point.
common misconception that launching a movement is the same as creating or inventing it
Surely that was the most tragic side effect?
Hah! Quite tragic, Ninya. The country hasn't been the same since, and will likely never recover fully ;-)