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The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

By Alex Levinton January 18, 2008 2,034,040 views
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There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 insects on earth at any given moment. Seriously, that's a real number. For every one of us, there are 1.5 billion bugs.

But some of them are so horrifying, just one is too many. Here are five you want to avoid at all costs.

Japanese Giant Hornet (vespa mandarinia japonica)

From: Japan, obviously.

Why you must fear it:
It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that'll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive?

Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It'd be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like "Don't worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live," but no, they live all over the goddamned place, including outside Tokyo.

Forty people die like that every year, each of them horribly.

More scary shit:
Here's how the Japanese hornet treats other insects (and would presumably treat us, if we were small enough). An adult hornet will fly miles to find some squishy shit to feed to its children. Often times, it finds its food in, say, a hive inhabited by thousands of bees.

What to do? Well, Vespa japonica sprays the nest with some of the acid/pheromone and brings in reinforcements, usually consisting of 30 or so fellow hornets. They then descend upon the beehive like an unholy plague of hell-born death engines and proceed to make this world a scary goddamned place. This is maybe 30 wasps against 30,000 bees and the 30,000 bees do not stand a chance.

Behold the hornets systematically seize them with huge, wicked jaws and literally fucking cut them apart, one by one by one by fucking one. In three hours, there are piles of limbs and heads and just fucking bits of things that could possibly have been alive at one point, and the hornets have stormed the hive and flown away with all the bee's children. Who will then be eaten.

Nature is fucking hardcore.

Bullet Ant (Paraponera clavata)

From:
Rainforests from Nicaragua to Paraguay

Why you must fear it:
It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a fucking tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.

It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.

Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they fucking shriek at you before they attack.

More scary shit:
Are you the sort of person who likes to think of yourself as tough? A "badass," perhaps? "Hard," as they say?

Some of the indigenous peoples of the area use Bullet Ants as part of this initiation-to-manhood ceremony that they do. You know the kind we mean, with us it's like, a big party and your relatives give you money and everyone loves you and is so proud of you? Yeah with them, it's these special leaf sleeves with hundreds of bullet ants woven into them, stingers-inwards. They put them on and are immediately stung to holy fucking bejeezus by, and this is important, hundreds of Bullet Ants woven into the sleeves, stingers-inward.

The goal is to leave them on for 10 minutes, after which their arms are stiff, useless lengths of twisting agony, their bodies wracked with uncontrollable spasms for days. And in order to be actually pass the ordeal and become a man, they have to do it 20 fucking times.

Africanized Honey Bee (Apis mellifera scutellata)

From:
South and Central America, the American Southwest

Why you must fear it:
You know how you can spot one of these? You can't. There is no physical way to determine the difference between an Africanized bee and a common European bee. None whatsoever.

You can, however, easily tell the difference based on their behavior. Regular bees will give you about nine seconds of being too close to the hive before deciding you're a threat and then attacking you. So it's pretty easy to just walk past them without any screams. And if you do get them after you, they'll consider you to be 'chased off' after about 300 feet.

Africanized bees do not roll this way. They give you half a second of being too close before they decide it is time to completely fuck your shit up and empty the entire hive--tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying and soiling yourself while screaming "JESUS CHRIST I'M COVERED IN BEES," they will chase you for over half a mile.

More scary shit:
Africanized bees owe their existence to science. Warwick E. Kerr created them in Brazil during the 1950s by crossing a European bee with an African bee. He wanted a bee that could live in the jungle. He got a bee that swarms by the hundreds of millions, is insanely territorial, mindlessly aggressive, has killed anywhere from a few dozen to a few thousand people. And, can live in the jungle.

And after they escaped and swarmed northward, it turned out they were a-OK with deserts, too. They'll be in Montana by 2010.

Army or Soldier Ant (Eciton burchellii)

From:
The Amazon Basin. There's other subfamilies living in Asia and Africa, but these are the most notorious.

Why you must fear it:
By now, you will not be surprised to hear that these ants are, in fact, fucking huge, with the soldiers reaching a half inch in length. You will also not be surprised to learn that they have massive, powerful, machete-like jaws half the length of the soldiers themselves. They're notorious for dismantling any living thing in their path, regardless of size. They're also completely blind, which for some reason makes the whole thing worse.

They're called 'Army' ants because their entire colony, comprising up to and over one million insects, is a 100 percent mobile battalion. They don't make permanent hives like other ants, no, they bivouac down in single locations just long enough for the queen to shit out thousands of eggs, while the soldiers spread out in wide fans daily in search of food ("food" here, means "anything moving"). Then the eggs hatch and they enter the dreaded swarm phase of their existence.

Much like the word "killer," nature takes words like "dreaded" and "swarm" very, very seriously. They carefully pick up their larvae and go on the move, a near-solid mass of insect death and horror moving steadily and swiftly along the jungle floor, flaying alive and disassembling every living thing too stupid, slow or asleep to get the living fuck out of the way. There is no talk of painful stingers or ballistic acid here, no, this is terror of a far more primordial nature--the kind that simply flows over you by the hundreds of thousands and rips you apart with massive, unbelievably powerful jaws, utterly and literally blind to size and species, considering everything in their path to be a threat to the continuation of their colony.

There are reports of animals the size of horses being overwhelmed and shredded by them. Go stand next to a horse and then think about what that means for you.

More scary shit:
Army Ants are masters of wholly-organic, living architecture. For the good of the colony, the ants will use their own living bodies to build any conceivable structure necessary, latching on to each other foot-to-foot to create protective walls and ceilings against the ravages of the weather, bridges to cross otherwise impassable spans, whatever happens to be needed. (Can they form themselves into a crude catapult mechanism and launch themselves at prey? Not yet.)

There is no other living thing in the entire world that does this.

And, they're blind.

Now, time for the disclaimer. If you are squeamish or have a weak stomach or value your sanity in any way, you may want to bail out now.

Okay, here goes...

Bot Fly (family oestridae, genus and species varies)

From:
Most species found in Central and South America, some species found all over the world

Why you must fear it:
Oh boy. Ohhhhh boy. Okay, Bot flies.

There are dozens of varieties of Bot Fly, they're each highly adapted to target a specific animal, they have delightfully descriptive names like Horse Stomach Bot Fly, Sheep Nose Bot Fly and, hey, guess what. One of them is called Human Bot Fly.

They each have a different and elaborate reproductive cycle, all of which end with a fat, half-inch maggot embedded in living flesh. Feeding.

Horse Stomach Bots, for example, lay their eggs in grass. Horses eat the grass. And the eggs. Which hatch in the heat of the horse's mouth. Upon which they chew through the horse's tongue and burrow, through the horse, into its belly. Where they meet up and dig honeycombs into the horse's stomach. And get fat. When they're ready to be flies, they just let go and get pooped out of the system.

The Human Bot Fly lays its eggs on a horsefly or a mosquito, something that will attempt to land on a human. This carrier finds a human and lands on him or her. The eggs rub off onto the human, whose body heat hatches the eggs. The larvae drop onto the skin and burrow right the fuck in. Where they live. Under your skin. Eating.

Here's video of them removing one. DO NOT FUCKING WATCH THIS. Fuck, we don't even know why we linked it.

More scary shit:
Here is the best part. The larvae can grow anywhere in your body, it just depends on where the eggs wind up. Which could end up with you having a fat wormy thing in your tear duct. Or your brain. We know, because that's happened.

A Human Bot Fly larvae, burrowing into your brain. Eating your thoughts.

All this learning and fear remind you of high school? Head over to our video countdown of the 7 Scariest Teachers on YouTube. Or check out the blog, where Michael Swaim will tell you why you should be scared of the government too, and comes up with an awesome name for a rock band in the process.



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I have to prepare for the coming of the swarm.

11/5/2009 7:52:05 PM
spooky767

Well, it seems that one cannot edit one's comments once they've been submitted so here's a little update - from Reuters no less:
[url]http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSN1736225020070917[/url]

"It had been known that Asian honeybees kill their hornet enemies by thermo-balling. A swarm of bees will cover the unfortunate insect, raising its body temperature to lethal levels. But the Cyprian honeybees do not raise temperatures to deadly levels when they mob their hornet foes[...] To kill the high-temperature tolerant hornet, Cyprian honeybees have developed an alternative strategy to thermo-balling. Here, for the first time [...] an amazing defense strategy, namely asphyxia-balling, by which Cyprian honeybees mob the hornet and smother it to death".

Smart little blighters, bees...

10/20/2009 3:56:48 PM
zarathustra2k1

@ 'wootsniper':

Interesting point you have there - wear a hat & nobody'll see it.

FYI, that's not your common-or-garden honey bee you're talking about. It's a very specific sub-species that has evolved the defence mechanism that you're referring to. They do indeed swamp the hornet & raise it's temperature to a fatal level. If, though, all honey bees were able to perform such a feat, then we (TINW) wouldn't be worrying about the devastation that the hornets are causing to the honey bee population (that, & the weird disease that's currently ravaging hives all across the world).

Apparently, if the honey bee disappears then the human race will soon follow (according to Einstein, IIRC, although this has yet to be verified; http://www.snopes.com/quotes/einstein/bees.asp )

10/20/2009 3:50:00 PM
zarathustra2k1

The japanese hornet fact, ive never seen so many f*****g 3's in my life

9/4/2009 3:28:37 PM
MehIsPwnful

Here's a very disgusting video of bot fly larvae hatching from a guy's back.. So get ur butt in a nice comfy chair and enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyJDjWWbWBY

9/4/2009 11:19:07 AM
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I second the Japanese Hornet vs Africanized Honey Bee duel.

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Good news/bad news situation. Good news: I had no idea that being made into a human remix by Smokey the Bear's OG homies was such a mild excuse for an ordeal. Bad news: I also had no idea that normal, everyday situations like getting stung by a bee, bitten by a mosquito, or being the one that caused someone ELSE to scream were so capable of making a grown man wish that he'd been born as a Spartan girl and left on a hillside to die.

8/31/2009 11:18:23 PM
TheOpeningEye

thank god the bot fly vid doesn't work! lol

8/29/2009 10:58:15 PM
charmaster

Can someone have the j*p hornet take on a colony of african bees?

8/29/2009 8:57:34 PM
q1a2z3

You obviously haven't heard of the guinea worm. Its like the bot fly but about a million times worse. You get it from drinking infected water.The larvae can be several feet long embedded in your body. Once its head emerges from usually your elbow or below your knee, it has to be slowly pulled out over several days/weeks a bit at a time. The bit that comes out is wrapped as it emerges on a piece of wood or matchstick. If it breaks while being pulled out..... Be warned when I first saw pictures of it, I was sick and had nightmares for years. I still try not to think about it. I was obviously in the mood for some self-flagellation to have opened this site.....

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8/28/2009 1:01:11 AM
iamscared

It's stuff like this that caused the evolution of the viking culture. f**k Africa, I'm moving to the frozen north where s**t doesn't burrow into your f*****g brain. The arctic is looking better and better.

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I heard that w/ the Africanized bees, they were trying to breed a docile bee w/ s****y honey with a hostile bee with good honey, in hopes of getting the best of both. Well, they got the worst of both instead. Yay science!

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8/13/2009 6:09:55 PM
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Ok, this now I'm really scared, because I live in South America. THANK GOD I DON'T live next to the Rain Forests.

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