14 Jokes That Belong In The Comedy Hall Of Fame

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14 Jokes That Belong In The Comedy Hall Of Fame

It's no secret that some jokes are just funnier than others. But what about the jokes that are so funny, they should be in the Comedy Hall of Fame? Here are a few of our favorite jokes that definitely deserve to be recognized for their hilarity. Plus, they're sure to make you laugh out loud!

It's also no secret that comedians rely on jokes to get laughs. But what you may not know is that these jokes often contain a kernel of truth. So the next time you're feeling down, why not turn to some comedy for a little pick-me-up? Below are some of our favorite jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Is there anything better than a good laugh? Not much, in our opinion. And when it comes to jokes, we think some of them belong in the Comedy Hall of Fame. They're just that funny! Here are a few of our all-time favorites...Enjoy!

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I'm like an iPhone. It's going to be worse versions of this every year, plus I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. John Mulaney


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. Tina Fey


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM The Swiss Army. Never been involved in a war in 200 years. It's a lucky thing. Did you ever see this little Swiss Army knife? Corkscrews, bottle opener, nail file. You don't want to go to war with this little thing. Jerry Seinfeld

Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I can't wait till Sunday. I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece. Sarah Silverman


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield YouTube Channel

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house. Wanda Sykes


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings. And lawyers. Richard Pryor

SEE Theater Network

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I've never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope. Maria Bamford

Laugh Society

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Atheism is a non- prophet organization. George Carlin


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to S---. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f-- lactose intolerance? Chris Rock


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM The post office is issuing a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a 10-cent stamp, but if you lick it, it's a quarter. Chevy Chase with writer Alan Zweibel


COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I'm not going to have any struggles to tell my kids about. What's my story going to be like? 'Ah, son, once, when I was flying from New York to L.A., my iPad died!' Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari YouTube Channel

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM My mom's always saying really smart things, like, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one. Amy Schumer

Comedy Central

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM People ask me how on Earth do you balance work and career? Men never get asked that question because they don't. Ali Wong


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