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Adam Tod Brown
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Adam Tod Brown
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November 22, 2007

About Me

Adam is a full-time editor and columnist at Cracked and a full time everything everywhere else. He currently runs the columnist section of the site with an iron goddamned fist and tells jokes live and in person and directly to your face all over the country. Come see him sometime!

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Why Eminem Needs to Find Something New to Rap About

Don't you realize you can just make some shit up? If you wanted to write a song about pistol whipping the Insane Clown Posse roadie who was making out with your wife, just write that shit. You don't actually have to go out and beat up a clown to do it.

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The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars

Being a famous musician comes with a lot of perks. Throngs of adoring fans enamored with your every move. More sex and drugs than one person should ever have access to. And, apparently, the means to get completely idiotic video games commissioned in your name.

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