If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth

if i had a tat like #10- i'd always find it amusing.
i swear every time i'd see it i'd think to myself, "NO! STOP! don't put your finger in there!!"

The Miley Cyrus one is def the best.

I am not a geek, and I can't remember the silicone symbol at 1am, but lol surely everyone knows what chemical symbols look like and can figure it out

I want to shake the hand of the man who did #12

I don't mind those who doesn't understand #1, but for those who bitch about it can blame all the money going to the Iraq war instead of education. If you are Republican, you could be helping Obama win!

Oh my God!!! Not only is Darkhorse from a time before computer games, he's from a time before education! He's a defrosted prehuman hominid! No wait, a tree shrew. If you ask a creationist he literally doesn't exist and is really the devil trying to annoy us into a life of sin! Worse, he's from a time before science!!! That means he's either a fairy-elf thing, or a Lovecrftian horror.

#1 is great! #3 (Left) and #12 (My Name Is Kelly) made me literally laugh out loud!

LOL, this time, the #1 that the cracked staff picked is the best one EVER!!!!

what's offensive about fucktard???

That Kelly bitch stole my tatoo!....oh wait...that's not my name. juuust kiddin :p

I have viewed many hot videos and photos about interracial dating at a club---------- ++++++ u k i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m +++++++ --------- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously...

@Darkhorse: I'm sorry I called you a fucktard. I just really like to use that word whenever I have the chance. It was nothing personal. And for the record, I'm a nerd for knowing that, not a geek. My love for Monty Python would make me a geek. But as I mentioned before, isn't Cracked geek humor anyway?

i have tattoos on my tits, liar.

Iterate: # 1 is made for plain geeks. Bear-whatever - crawl back in whatever dank space you share w/ your fellow geeks and chortle or something at the "fucktards" who don't remember (or never knew) off the top of their head what silicone symbol is :D

Why don't you think a little, Mark?

#1 is relevant because its a tattoo that's true - It doesn't matter if she has one there or not, or that noone puts tattoos on their tits. This is a fucking comedy website, don't take it seriously.

In fact, #1 is better and more original than the others, because the creator actually used his brain and originality to make it himself, rather than simply slapping a block of text on it.

@Bearman: It is true that the education system failed me. You see I am one of life's special people, drinking puddle water and eating cookie dough etc. The "sex" thing was a poor attempt at humour on my part, this I can see, but my main gripe with intellectual giants such as yourself and a few others is the labelling of anyone who didn't immediately get the first one as a "fucktard" (you) or a "retarded 6 yr old boy" (Gamoc, no idea why it was gender specific). Please, from those lofty heights from which you view us dullards walking into each other and falling for "smell the cheese" pranks, let us know how we can be more to your liking. And less of a "fucktard".

#12 is the chemical formula for silicone

What's that? Furries studying foreign languages without fear? At http://www.zhongwenred.com ?

Wait, hang on. I just got it.

Could someone please explain #12?