If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth

I finally figured out what #12 was about.

7/2/2009 10:05:40 AM

AM9393

It's actually silicone. The boob stuff. Silicon is the element Si. Close 'nuff. Chemistry is all about the minute variations in nomenclature.

7/1/2009 6:19:27 PM

o8643

@vagitoe : yes, yes it is

6/30/2009 4:32:12 PM

OilPaint

Is it bad that I knew that was silicon at first glance?

6/13/2009 11:23:06 PM

vagitoe

They got less funny as they went on... The first ones were actually common tattoo choices with fairly accurate descriptions, and then they evolved into pointless jokes that don't really say anything about body art at all...

6/13/2009 12:05:47 PM

OneSolution

#11 is probably the most truthful

6/13/2009 10:24:03 AM

TheRunningMan

I like #18(because of who it's taking a piss at).

6/13/2009 10:03:09 AM

Zi721

It's not the boobs, mindmatter.
That's the diagram for the chemical structure of silicone.

4/22/2009 2:49:49 AM

PostmodernMacro

ha of course boobs win.

9/28/2008 8:55:02 AM

mindmatter

if i had a tat like #10- i'd always find it amusing.
i swear every time i'd see it i'd think to myself, "NO! STOP! don't put your finger in there!!"

8/29/2008 4:23:05 AM

ThighMaster

The Miley Cyrus one is def the best.

7/19/2008 12:19:06 PM

ComicJunkie87

I am not a geek, and I can't remember the silicone symbol at 1am, but lol surely everyone knows what chemical symbols look like and can figure it out

7/4/2008 4:44:04 PM

stefstefstef

I want to shake the hand of the man who did #12

7/3/2008 9:43:05 PM

dcicourelh

I don't mind those who doesn't understand #1, but for those who b***h about it can blame all the money going to the Iraq war instead of education. If you are Republican, you could be helping Obama win!

7/2/2008 4:02:19 AM

MSJ

Oh my God!!! Not only is Darkhorse from a time before computer games, he's from a time before education! He's a defrosted prehuman hominid! No wait, a tree shrew. If you ask a creationist he literally doesn't exist and is really the devil trying to annoy us into a life of sin! Worse, he's from a time before science!!! That means he's either a fairy-elf thing, or a Lovecrftian horror.

7/2/2008 3:58:24 AM

MSJ

#1 is great! #3 (Left) and #12 (My Name Is Kelly) made me literally laugh out loud!

7/1/2008 5:11:02 PM

DrFreakazoid

LOL, this time, the #1 that the cracked staff picked is the best one EVER!!!!

7/1/2008 1:31:19 PM

AsianBorat

what's offensive about f******d???

7/1/2008 1:17:56 PM

rosie

That Kelly b***h stole my tatoo!....oh wait...that's not my name. juuust kiddin :p

7/1/2008 1:11:22 PM

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7/1/2008 2:05:38 AM

blacksally