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15 Ad Campaigns From After the Apocalypse
It's hard to know what the future will bring, whether it be horrors or some kind of previously unimaginable superhorrors, but we know some things you can always count on. Like advertisements. We asked you to photoshop us some post-apocalyptic ad campaigns. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: #15. #14.
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#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, boredatwork. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: Most Ill-conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas. Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, you can find them here. Then enjoy the winners from last week's Photoshop contest that showed you some 30 Error Messages You Never Want to See. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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That was pretty damned sweet.
And show your face while you're at it.
It's not complicated, pay for advertising like a big boy and quit clogging the comment tube with your spam.
2Yuckmouth... do you squat when you piss too? Are you 'straddling the gauze?' Your Mom out busy working the streets so no one is around to breast feed you. Keep is coming buddy. I always enjoy the ramblings from the un-original.
[Half of these are complete tripe. What are the guidelines? Who judges this?] A guy with a naked Prince for his icon. That answer your question?
HOLY CRAP!! I didn't think they would use mine. I just put it together at night when I was waiting for a burrito to finish heating up in the microwave.
Why do we tolerate Ranger's endless spamming on here? Time to rap it up B!
nuclear shadow remover is a stroke of genius
I'm telling you, man; the Dane Cook one is so horrifying it scared the shit out of me. Good stuff.
Anyone paying you to advertise these stupid sites for lonely, meager, squalid, destitute, sorry excuses for human beings?
I'm gonna have to call 'false advertising on #1. The top car in the ad has been SERIOUSLY rebuilt. I saw the accident, Max really fucked it up good. I bet the frame's bent at the very least!
just walk away..... I like Lord Humongous.. kthxbai
Tentakeru No!! was referring to the commonly held Japanese belief that the demon world is about to disgorge its contents into the human world. Upshot of this being that if you're a chick you get raped by monsters until you burst. The most famous treatment of this myth was a movie called Legend Of The Overfiend. Hoo-boy does it NOT skimp on the exploderape.
Yay, I made the list:) Also, #1 deserved the spot because that entry actually had some effort put into it - good job!
the Apocalypse...LOL...hell, remember 9/11 and this?: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=20&sku=ENGL-CD00251
well done 'bored at work.' #'s 3, 6, 10 and 13 were also pretty special I reckon (as was my own). Cant wait to see what comes up for the cereal challenge!
Reading "Everybody Poops" to my kids will never be the same again.
Tentacle rape? Good god. What ever happened to just good old fashioned, meat-and-potatoes rapin'? Sigh. How I long for simpler times...
Tentacle. Tentakeru No protects against tentacle rape. Hence the anime girl and the spiked undies.
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The last one is fucking win.