16 Baffling TV And Movie Timelines

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Look, we get that movies don't take place in real time. They're condensed to prevent boredom comas. But because of that foreshortening, we're often left with temporal impossibilities.

This contest was inspired by a suggestion by OldManRivers, who has a finely-honed sense of the paradoxical.

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GAME OF HRONES Most of season 7 apparently happens in less than three months. Cersei conceives in the third episode, after that characters travel acro

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Entry by TedStixon

TEXAS CRACKED.COM CHAINSAW3D This sequel takes place in 2012, and Heather here is revealed to be a long lost member of LEATHERFACE'S VERNA SAWERE cann

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Entry by AmyB8484

16 Baffling TV And Movie Timelines

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Entry by Andrea Meno

In Wonder Woman, Steve's sailboat covers the thousands of miles between the Aegean Sea and London in one night. The movie's explanation? We got lucky

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PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL Barbossa abducts Elizabeth, and heads to Isla de Muerta with the Black Pearl, AKA the fastest sh

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Entry by John Sherwood

Forrest Gump Forrest meets John Lennon and inspires the lyrics to Imagine. No possessions? No religion too? Hard to imagine... It's easy if you try, D

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Entry by Guidodo

The trippiest thing about Thas Show o is its timeline Eris tums 17 in May of 19763 but doesn't tum 18 until 1978.. month after graduations which puts

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Entry by JohnSchatzi

THE BLUES BROTHERS ...leave Lake Wazzapamani in the evening after a 10-minute concert... ...and lead dozens of cops on a 106-mile high-speed chase to

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Entry by Guidodo

'Castic Black EITHER RAVENS IN GAME OF THRONES CAN COVER HUNDREDS OF MILES A DAY... Winterfell steros The Twins The Eyrie rssos Kiag' Dragonstone Land

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Entry by AmyB8484

GLADIATOR At the beginning of Gladiator, Maximus is wounded fighting off his captors. He's bleeding from the arm when he sets off riding from Germania

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In season 6 of The Walking Dead we find out Maggie is pregnant. In season 8, she's still in early stages of the pregnancy, indicating that not a lot o

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Entry by The_MoHan

Buffy's date of birth was hard to nail down in Season 1 of BTVS. Name: Buffy Summers Birthdate: 10/24/N0 Status Sophomore G.PA. 2.N 1980 (Episode lx08

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Alien: Covenant reveals that Xenomorphs were created near the beginning of the 22nd century. Which is interesting considering the fact that they were

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Entry by John Sherwood

16 Baffling TV And Movie Timelines

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In Toy Story 3, it's this dark out when the main characters arrive at the dump. Yet it's this light out when they are rescued at about 5 minutes' wort

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Entry by Andrea Meno

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indy and Sallah descend into the Well of Souls, it's night-time. All they do inside is remove the Ark and pull it up.