Real Name:
John Schatzi
Member Since:
March 11, 2015

About Me

I am a three-time winner of the prestigious Most Often Suspected of Being The Stig Award.

I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I know how to correctly spell "straitjacket" and "bated breath" and that "irregardless" isn't a real word. Supposibly that kind of stuff is important.

You know when it's sort of snowing but the snow looks more like Dippin' Dots? There's a name for that. I looked it up.

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