7 Movies That Made You Ignore That Their Plots Make No Sense

No one wants to watch a frowny Batman drive silently back home to the Batcave or see the awkward moment when the rousing applause gradually dies down after Gene Hackman delivers an inspirational speech. This is why we have film editing, which keeps the story moving by trimming out unimportant scenes and maintaining a consistent tone to keep the audience engaged.

Other times, editing can be used for the much shittier task of getting around the fact that the movie has written its characters into an inescapable situation, and the only way out is to just move on to the next scene and pretend like nothing happened. This is exactly the case for the following films, which bravely gloss over glaring plot holes with a single, well-timed cut.

#7. Spectre: James Bond Somehow Gets A Super-Secret Spy Car From London To Rome In Two Days

Eon Productions

In a truly unique departure from the last few films in the series, Spectre follows James Bond as he gets suspended from duty and injected with a tracking device while MI6 is threatened with a government shutdown, only to defy orders and take on the villain -- who reveals both his dark past and physical deformity to Bond while behind dramatic security glass. Also, this time Bond gets a custom murder-car equipped with flamethrowers and ejection seats ...

Eon Productions
"Wow, we must be doing really well."

The only problem with getting a new murder car is the aforementioned suspension and DNA tracking, which our boozy-suit hero quickly bypasses by influencing Q to hold off on reporting his whereabouts for the first 48 hours. Then, like some kind of double-O-asshole, he thanks Q by sneaking into his underground go-go-gadget lair under MI6's old London headquarters ...

Eon Productions
"Where's all my shiiiiiiiiiit?!"

... and flat-out stealing the awesomobile for his personal use.

Cut To ...

Eon Productions

Bond, a suspended agent being carefully watched, somehow got a secret spy car filled with weapons and flamethrower fuel all the way to Rome in less than two days' time.

Google
"I made good time by making only five sex stops."

That may seem doable at first glance (if you've never tried to drive across Europe before), but Bond had to break into goddamn MI6 and somehow steal a one-of-a-kind spy vehicle before even attempting to keep that time table. Unless this super agency simply leaves the keys under the mat, that alone would undoubtedly require all kinds of planning, equipment, and security hacking, right? But even assuming that Bond is somehow able to magically breeze through the theft, he would then have to either fly the car to Rome (which would mean taking it through customs and consequently being detained) or drive the thing through the Channel Tunnel, which also has rigorous security checks for the vehicles passing through.

Eon Productions
One assumes all the detonation-looking switches would raise some red flags.

The act of stealing and trafficking exotic weapons in major countries is something you could devote a whole film to, and Bond does it in the span of a snappy transition.

#6. The Dark Knight: We "Yadda Yadda" Over The Fact That Commissioner Gordon Should Be Fired

Warner Bros.

Before being asymmetrically victimized, Harvey Dent spends the first part of The Dark Knight trying like hell to marry Batman's crush, coaxing Commissioner Gordon to spill the beans on his secret relationship with the Caped Crusader, and taking on Gotham's corrupt police force. Because of his diligence on that last item, Harvey is kidnapped by dirty cops and ends up sans a girlfriend and half a face.

Warner Bros.
You should probably get some aloe on that ...

Harvey then goes on a police-murdering spree and kidnaps Commissioner Gordon's family before Batman swoops in and tackles him to death ... leaving the once beloved D.A. a crumpled gargoyle of his former self. This is why Bruce tells Gordon to frame him for Harvey's crimes and publicly declare Batman to be a cold-blooded psycho murderer.

Cut To ...

Warner Bros.
"We're here to mourn not just for Harvey but for ourselves for not having saved
the whole Two-Face thing for a sequel."

The music swells as the film montages to Gordon blaming Batman for the "heroic" Dent's death while speaking at his funeral and smashing the Bat Signal as he vows to hunt him down in front of the media.

Warner Bros.
"Shouldn't we at least unplug it before you hit it, with a metal ax in the rain? Fine, just ignore me ..."

But wait ... that means Gordon publicly admitted that the Bat Signal is a thing that exists and not just "malfunctioning equipment" like he says at the start of the film, right? Remember, even before Dent's death, Batman is a known vigilante that the police have a standing order to arrest on sight. So the police commissioner of Gotham just announced to the world that he's been secretly working with a vigilante who is now responsible for the deaths of several police officers. Furthermore, as far as the public knows, Gordon was an accessory to the murder of Harvey Dent ... and he still has a job? That kind of feels like a Blackgate Prison-worthy offense, let alone the kind of thing that generally earns you a pink slip.

#5. Furious 7: Jason Statham Can Control Time And Space

Universal Pictures

Furious 7's beef-skulled wonderland of entertainment kicks into gear when The Rock enters his Los Angeles office, only to find a vengeful Jason Statham looking up the personal information of the people responsible for killing his brother, starting with a Tokyo Drift character named Han Seoul-Oh.

Universal Pictures
I just realized how much I want Jason Statham to play Boba Fett.

During the ensuing grapple between a 260-pound ex-wrestler and a rabid British man, The Rock ends up on the very wrong end of a car while Statham gets away with the information he needed.

Universal Pictures
"This isn't ... so bad ... all things considered ..."

Cut To ...

Vin Diesel visits his sister and her husband, Paul Walker, at their home, seemingly unaware that anything is amiss with The Rock while a mysterious package from Japan sits innocently on the doorstep ...

Universal Pictures
"Hentai of the Month Club usually gets here on the 7th ..."

Then Vin's character gets a phone call from our antagonist -- who stands basking in the recently murdered Han and detonates that innocent-looking package with cellphone bomb magic ...

Universal Pictures
"You're going to be deader than The Last Witch Hunter's franchise chances."

This is the punctuation to a death scene from the post-credits ending to Fast & Furious 6, where Jason Statham uses a souped-up car to ram and murder Han in Japan. It's also chronologically crazy-marbles, thanks to a later scene when Paul Walker moves his family to the Dominican Republic and watches a news report saying the attack on The Rock happened 36 hours prior ...

Universal Pictures

... meaning that everything you just saw (The Rock attack, Han's murder, the bomb mailed to Paul Walker's house from Japan) happened in two days. Let's do that math: It took Paul Walker about six hours to fly from L.A. to the Dominican Republic, and at least another two hours to pack and settle in. Assuming dealing with the police after the explosion took only a few hours for some insane reason, that means there's about 24 hours between Jason Statham learning about Han's location to him standing on the streets of Tokyo having shipped a fucking bomb back to Paul Walker. How long does it take to fly to Japan?*

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*Not factoring any NOS boosted aircraft.

There goes 12 hours, and assuming that getting a ticket and boarding the plane was a world record, I'll give Statham another hour to get to and from the airport. So now we're down to 11 hours for the villain to find and modify a car, track down and kill Han, and mail an explosive device across the Pacific Ocean.

Universal Pictures
Shipped via FedEx's less-known time travel service for murderers and terrorists.

Unless Statham had a super helpful FedEx employee ship the bomb for him before he landed, the only possible explanation is that Statham is a time wizard.

#4. Armageddon: Bruce Willis' Entire Team Scatters To The Far Corners Of The Country In The Span Of 48 Hours

Touchstone Pictures

Released between The Rock and Pearl Harbor, Armageddon is the exact moment Michael Bay elevated from a promising action director to the P.T. Barnum of exploding ethnic caricatures. The film begins when a child's fantasy version of NASA discovers that an asteroid will wipe out the Earth in just 18 days.

Touchstone Pictures
"We'll stop it with all the money we saved by not turning on any lights!"

Since this is a world where all logic is written backward from snappy quips and explosion scenes, they opt to hire a team of oil drillers to save the planet. From here we join a grizzled Bruce Willis making fun of environmentalists and trying to kill Ben Affleck with a shotgun on a flammable oil rig.

Touchstone Pictures
Our hero, everyone.

Then an army chopper shows up and takes Brillis and his daughter straight from the rig of colorful gamblers and pedophiles to the situation at NASA.

Touchstone Pictures
He refused to go unless they threw in matching flight suits.

Willis agrees to grizzle the asteroid to death with his unmatched grizzledness, but on the stipulation that NASA rounds up his wacky oil rig team to hilariously tag along (which ultimately results in most of the team suffering horrible space deaths).

Cut To ...

Touchstone Pictures
The Michael Bay/Michael Clarke Duncan Easy Rider reboot never panned out, sadly.

Aerosmith violates your ears as Bruce Willis rounds up the menagerie of roughneck riggers in various places all over the country, because apparently the span of time it took NASA to fly him directly from his oil rig to their headquarters and explain the asteroid situation was enough for his team to completely scatter to the wind and resume a series of zany adventures. Ben Affleck somehow managed to open and operate his own fucking drilling business.

Touchstone Pictures
"Oil, your daughters -- whatever you got, I'll drill it."

That's his stupid character name on the sign -- meaning that he traveled off the current rig he was on, put together all the legal and tax paperwork that comes with establishing a business, acquired oil-drilling equipment, hired workers, and was up and running in 24 to 48 hours.

When they are brought to train at NASA, they are given at least a day's worth of physical testing before being told they have 12 more days before the mission. So assuming that saving the planet takes a fucking day, that's four days between NASA learning they had 18 days, and Ben Affleck being the president of a working oil rig somewhere in dusty America. Even for a movie where they bring machine guns to space, that's a logical travesty.

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