28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child. From the thing weird things that come out of their mouths (words or otherwise) to the totally not-normal behaviors they display, we often wonder what's going through a kid's head.

Well, here's a glimpse of just that.

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Entry by Garrote

28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

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was sure that I could live in the sewers, as I thought they EXIT were a series of funderground tunnels and chambers.

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

I THOUGHT BUFFALO WINGS CAME FROM TINY BUFFALO THAT COULD FLYD. The truth was So humiliating. I became a vegetarian for fifteen years. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Busteq

28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

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Entry by khawks

When I was little, I truly believed that you could dig a hole to China. My brother and I spent 4 hours digging in hopes of finding Jackie Chan.

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Entry by munagam07

used to believe that every traffic light was operated by a ahidden guy whose Job it was to watch a timerand flip a switch.

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Entry by femshep87

I thought my toys had emotions, so I tried to play with them all equally so they didn't get jealous of each other or get their feelings hurt.

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Entry by Winslow Gee

Dodgeryl I THOUGHT MY LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM, THE DODGERS, WERE AFFILIATED WITH THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS... ...I NEVER GOT CALLED UP TO THE BIG CLUB. CRACK

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Entry by pinkdiefrank

28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

When 1 was 5, l noticed that my hair would get stuck to the TV screen when got close to it. That led to me to believe that l would get sucked into TV

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDC COM 0 THOUGHT THEIR PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE CLOUDS AND SO l CALLED THEM CLOUD FACTORIES.

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Entry by JohnSchatzi

When 0 was little, thought a fork was a utensil with four points. Naturally, it meant had to teach this to my oWn kids. And also that a dessert fork

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Entry by BRWombat

When it came to sex, I wasn't real clear on CAUSE and EFFECT. O thought the man somehow sensed he was about to climax, sOhe better get with his woman

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Entry by femshep87

My mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head, and I believed her because she always seemed to know what I was doing. I spent a lot of time look

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Entry by SheetCuck

Sex Ed at 5 (Years old) Magic happens here! I thought baby-making began by a male transfering his plant-like seed to the female's belly, which require

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Entry by Scott Laffey

When I was in school, I thought guitar notes were made by holding down the strings yoU didnt want to make sound.. Vashbum and you played higher pitche

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Entry by ThirdRock

28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

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When I was first told that the Empire State Building wasn't the tallest building in the world anymore, I thought this was because King Kong had damage

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CRACKEDCON C Way back in first my year school, of elementary grades went was sure each kid A 2 from to and get different letter would a how they did d

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Entry by Jesmonster

28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

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0 assumed open houses were inhabited homes. And those people OPEN were making it easy HOUSE for burglars to break in. CRACKED COM

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0 thought you got head lice from staying out in the sun too long!

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thought the large white CROss at my town's Roman Catholic cemetary marked the spot where Jesus was buried. (We weren't Catholic.)

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Entry by jaoafallas

I THOUGHT EVERY LIVE-ACTION TV SHOW WAS BEING AIRED LIVE AND COMMERCIALS WERE PLAYED FOR THEM TO TAKE A BREAK.

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

I thought that there was a chick in every egg. When eggs were boiled or fried, the poor little chick died. I felt really guilty when I ate eggs. CRACK

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Entry by th0tmaster

WHEN THERE WERE NEWS REPORTS OF SOMONE GOING UNDERGROUND... GRAON I THOUGHT THEY LITERALLY DUG A HOLE AND WERE STAYING BELOW THE GROUND

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Entry by munagam07

Watching the moon from a car window, worried that it would take my family into space, because I felt somehow it was following us.

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