27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child.
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Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child. From the thing weird things that come out of their mouths (words or otherwise) to the totally not-normal behaviors they display, we often wonder what's going through a kid's head.
Well, here's a glimpse of just that.
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![was sure that I could live in the sewers, as I thought they EXIT were a series of funderground tunnels and chambers.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/0/625570.jpg?v=2)
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![When I was little, I truly believed that you could dig a hole to China. My brother and I spent 4 hours digging in hopes of finding Jackie Chan.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/4/625574.jpg?v=2)
![used to believe that every traffic light was operated by a ahidden guy whose Job it was to watch a timerand flip a switch.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/2/625572.jpg?v=2)
![I thought my toys had emotions, so I tried to play with them all equally so they didn't get jealous of each other or get their feelings hurt.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/1/625571.jpg?v=2)
![Dodgeryl I THOUGHT MY LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM, THE DODGERS, WERE AFFILIATED WITH THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS... ...I NEVER GOT CALLED UP TO THE BIG CLUB. CRACK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/9/625569.jpg?v=2)
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![When 1 was 5, l noticed that my hair would get stuck to the TV screen when got close to it. That led to me to believe that l would get sucked into TV](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/7/625567.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDC COM 0 THOUGHT THEIR PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE CLOUDS AND SO l CALLED THEM CLOUD FACTORIES.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/6/625566.jpg?v=2)
![When 0 was little, thought a fork was a utensil with four points. Naturally, it meant had to teach this to my oWn kids. And also that a dessert fork](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/4/625564.jpg?v=2)
![When it came to sex, I wasn't real clear on CAUSE and EFFECT. O thought the man somehow sensed he was about to climax, sOhe better get with his woman](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/3/625563.jpg?v=2)
![My mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head, and I believed her because she always seemed to know what I was doing. I spent a lot of time look](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/2/625562.jpg?v=2)
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![Sex Ed at 5 (Years old) Magic happens here! I thought baby-making began by a male transfering his plant-like seed to the female's belly, which require](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/5/625565.jpg?v=2)
![When I was in school, I thought guitar notes were made by holding down the strings yoU didnt want to make sound.. Vashbum and you played higher pitche](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/4/625554.jpg?v=2)
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![When I was first told that the Empire State Building wasn't the tallest building in the world anymore, I thought this was because King Kong had damage](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/7/625557.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDCON C Way back in first my year school, of elementary grades went was sure each kid A 2 from to and get different letter would a how they did d](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/8/625558.jpg?v=2)
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![0 assumed open houses were inhabited homes. And those people OPEN were making it easy HOUSE for burglars to break in. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/5/625555.jpg?v=2)
![0 thought you got head lice from staying out in the sun too long!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/3/625553.jpg?v=2)
![thought the large white CROss at my town's Roman Catholic cemetary marked the spot where Jesus was buried. (We weren't Catholic.)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/2/625552.jpg?v=2)
![I THOUGHT EVERY LIVE-ACTION TV SHOW WAS BEING AIRED LIVE AND COMMERCIALS WERE PLAYED FOR THEM TO TAKE A BREAK.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/6/625556.jpg?v=2)
![I thought that there was a chick in every egg. When eggs were boiled or fried, the poor little chick died. I felt really guilty when I ate eggs. CRACK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/5/0/625550.jpg?v=2)
![WHEN THERE WERE NEWS REPORTS OF SOMONE GOING UNDERGROUND... GRAON I THOUGHT THEY LITERALLY DUG A HOLE AND WERE STAYING BELOW THE GROUND](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/4/9/625549.jpg?v=2)
![Watching the moon from a car window, worried that it would take my family into space, because I felt somehow it was following us.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/4/8/625548.jpg?v=2)