27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child.
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child. From the thing weird things that come out of their mouths (words or otherwise) to the totally not-normal behaviors they display, we often wonder what's going through a kid's head.

Well, here's a glimpse of just that.

27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
was sure that I could live in the sewers, as I thought they EXIT were a series of funderground tunnels and chambers.
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
When I was little, I truly believed that you could dig a hole to China. My brother and I spent 4 hours digging in hopes of finding Jackie Chan.
used to believe that every traffic light was operated by a ahidden guy whose Job it was to watch a timerand flip a switch.
I thought my toys had emotions, so I tried to play with them all equally so they didn't get jealous of each other or get their feelings hurt.
Dodgeryl I THOUGHT MY LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM, THE DODGERS, WERE AFFILIATED WITH THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS... ...I NEVER GOT CALLED UP TO THE BIG CLUB. CRACK
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
When 1 was 5, l noticed that my hair would get stuck to the TV screen when got close to it. That led to me to believe that l would get sucked into TV
CRACKEDC COM 0 THOUGHT THEIR PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE CLOUDS AND SO l CALLED THEM CLOUD FACTORIES.
When 0 was little, thought a fork was a utensil with four points. Naturally, it meant had to teach this to my oWn kids. And also that a dessert fork
When it came to sex, I wasn't real clear on CAUSE and EFFECT. O thought the man somehow sensed he was about to climax, sOhe better get with his woman
My mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head, and I believed her because she always seemed to know what I was doing. I spent a lot of time look
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
Sex Ed at 5 (Years old) Magic happens here! I thought baby-making began by a male transfering his plant-like seed to the female's belly, which require
When I was in school, I thought guitar notes were made by holding down the strings yoU didnt want to make sound.. Vashbum and you played higher pitche
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
When I was first told that the Empire State Building wasn't the tallest building in the world anymore, I thought this was because King Kong had damage
CRACKEDCON C Way back in first my year school, of elementary grades went was sure each kid A 2 from to and get different letter would a how they did d
27 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2
0 assumed open houses were inhabited homes. And those people OPEN were making it easy HOUSE for burglars to break in. CRACKED COM
0 thought you got head lice from staying out in the sun too long!
thought the large white CROss at my town's Roman Catholic cemetary marked the spot where Jesus was buried. (We weren't Catholic.)
I THOUGHT EVERY LIVE-ACTION TV SHOW WAS BEING AIRED LIVE AND COMMERCIALS WERE PLAYED FOR THEM TO TAKE A BREAK.
I thought that there was a chick in every egg. When eggs were boiled or fried, the poor little chick died. I felt really guilty when I ate eggs. CRACK
WHEN THERE WERE NEWS REPORTS OF SOMONE GOING UNDERGROUND... GRAON I THOUGHT THEY LITERALLY DUG A HOLE AND WERE STAYING BELOW THE GROUND
Watching the moon from a car window, worried that it would take my family into space, because I felt somehow it was following us.

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