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Ellen DeGeneres Says She Got Kicked Out of Show Business
How many times can one comedian get canceled?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Recently Discovered Fossils That Belong in Your Nightmares
There is no more potent nightmare fuel than a snake the size of a school bus
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Netflix Explains Why It’s In the Dave Chappelle and Matt Rife Business
If you don't like it, says Netflix, turn it off.
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Are the 400 Years No One Gave a Shit About the Mona Lisa
That smile’s only been mysterious as of recent times
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Dad Jokes for the Hall of Shame
These all make me want to puke
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- By Jesse
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The Final Boss: All the Times ‘The Simpsons’ Failed to Convince Bruce Springsteen to Guest Star
Born to run — away from Springfield
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- By Neil Arsenty
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Jennifer Aniston Thinks She Can Do Dolly Parton Justice With ‘9 to 5’ Remake
The ‘Friends’ star is producing a ‘Reimagining’ of the comedy classic to be written by Diablo Cody
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World
I wouldn’t recommend ignoring them, either
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- By Eli Yudin
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30 of the Best Decisions People Made While Drunk
‘I made PB&J french toast’
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- By Ian Garner
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32 Random Bits of Trivia the Fat Cats at Big Factoid Don’t Want You to See
These facts will self-destruct upon reading
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 25, 2024
Got room in that big ol’ brain of yours for a few more facts?
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- By Jesse
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 25, 2024
We gotta get the whole gang together for this one!
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- By Ian Garner
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Rob McElhenney Wants to Give the ‘Fallout’ Show An ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Spin
An ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’/‘Fallout’ crossover musical is too good of an idea
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Paula Pell Regrets Playing Mom to ‘Saturday Night Live’ Cast
‘I was like Nana SNL’
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- By Matt Solomon
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Help the Medicine Go Down
Don’t have a spoonful of sugar? We got ya covered
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- By Jesse
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Ron Howard Did ‘Happy Days’ to Avoid the Draft
Opie had a lousy draft number and only one way out
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Hero ‘Seinfeld’ Fan Finally Releases Script From Banned Episode ‘The Bet’
The canned episode never made it to air, but one absolute rock-star fan just made sure we can all have our own table reads
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Is How Much Money Can Fit in a Standard Briefcase
The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
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- By Eli Yudin
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22 Movies People Loved As Kids and Later Realized Were Super Bad
‘Turtle, turtle!’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Dave Attell Names 10 Comics on His Misshapen Mount Rushmore of Comedy
Maybe it’s more of a Comic Supreme Court
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jared from Subway’s ‘SNL’ Cameos Age About as Well as a Six-Week-Old Five-Dollar Footlong
The disgraced fast-food spokesman used to pop up on ‘SNL’ way more than you’d think
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- By Matt Solomon
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