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30 Weird Things Everyone Does (And No One Admits To)

We all have those habits that we are careful to keep to ourselves. You know the ones: you enjoy doing them but you would never, ever do them in public. They're your guilty pleasures.

Oh, and, you know, they're everyone else's guilty pleasures also. So don't feel embarrassed when you catch yourself ...

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No matter how bad you are, you will still sing along with your favorite song, when you're driving.

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ZIG-ZAG! You know they can't hear you, but you yell at the TV anyway.

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