Words are tricky, right? Not only do we have spend our lives learning the basics of our vocabulary, but then you have every industry making a mess of things by having their own little secret language. Hey, assholes, what are you guys saying, anyway?

Well, now you're about to find out.

Entry by tmsteele2000

If a doctor transfers you to the ECU, you're already dead. ECU stands for Eternal Care Unit aka the morgue.. ma

Entry by djHanDon

TOMBSTONE IS THE WORD BANKERS USE FOR AN ADVERTISEMENT PUBLISHED IN MAGAZINE OR NEWSRAPER DETAILING A NEW STOCKS OFFERING. IT'S ALSO THE NAME FOR THE

Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDcO If a salesperson rips your head off, then they've made a huge profit. Don't worry. You get a free basket for your head.

Entry by VirginAndy

PINK MIST A military term that refers to the blood or brain matter splatter that results from a sniper head shot or a bomb explosion.

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