The 28 Dumbest Things You Didn't Know Are Against The Law

If you think The Man is really a square with all these laws meant to hold you down, just be glad that the books aren't looked at too carefully. If they were, you might find yourself going to jail for all kinds of crazy shit you didn't know was illegal.

That's why, as a service to you, dear reader, we asked our esteemed plasticians to do some research on the most insane laws that taxpayer money actually went toward. The most ridiculous is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

In NORTH CAROLINA IT IS ILLEGAL FOR unmArried COUPLeS TO BOOK HOTELROOMS Married Couples ONLY CRACKEDCON

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Entry by mkad

CRAGKED.oON In Thailand, who women post photos withunderboob can get 5 years in prison. In America you wont necessarily go to prison, but in Gleveland

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Entry by mkad

C E uoud Be sure to convert yourcoins to currency after smashing your piggy bank, because in Canada it's illegal to pay with too much change. Annoying

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Entry by filenotfound

IN IT is ILLEGAL FOR RESTAURANTS TO SERVE ALCOHOL TO PATRONS. CRAGN X ..UNLESS THEY ALSO ORDER A MEAL

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Entry by WonderPain

IN IN CERTAIN TOWNS IN LOUISIANA, ALABAMA, AND ILLINOIS, SAGGING PANTS THAT sHOW YOUR SKIN OR UNDERWEAR ARE ILLEGAL CRACKEDOON

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CRACKEDCON EXIT CANADIAN HISTORY Crazy laws 044 H In Canada, it's illegal for comic books to depict illegal activities.

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Entry by filenotfound

CRACKEDCON It's illegal to sell handcuffs to someone under 18 in New Jersey. (No cops and robbers for you, kid!)

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Entry by Comunacho

In England it's illegal to serve alcohol to drunk people (which can hamper a proper pub crawl)

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Entry by RainbowCrash

In Georgia, it's perfectly legal to pass on the right. However, it's illegal to give someone a reason to pass you on the right; drivers are required t

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Entry by filenotfound

CRACKED COM It's illegal to cut down a Cactus in Arizona. You could get 25 years in prison.

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Entry by Jose Canyusi

GRAGKEDO CON In Kentucky, all public officials must swear they've never fought in, nor aided in, a duel. It's part of their oath of office: I do furt

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Entry by ChevySpoons

Practicing witchcraft in Canada? Better make sure that you're a real witch. Under Canada's Criminal Code, it is illegal to pretend to exercise or to

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Entry by JadeCampbell

Weekend Shopping Trip? Not in Paramus, NJ. A state law written in 1854 forbids worldly employment on Sundays and is still enforced in Paramus when i

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Entry by djHanDon

WISCONSIN STATE LEGISLATURE HOME SENATE ASsEMBLY COMMITTEES SERVICE AGEnCIES 146.22 Flushing devices for urinals. The department shall not promulgate

In 2011, the Chinese government banned TV dramas that feature time travel because they lack positive thoughts and meaning. That means no Doctor Who,

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED CO COM Winter probably meant an opportunity for kids to ambush their friends (or enemies) with snowballs at the schoolyard. But you will be fi

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Entry by BRWombat

VISITING CARMEL CALTFORNTA? LEAVE YOUR STILETTOS IN THE SUITCASE.. 8.44.020 Permit Required. The weaning of shoes wlth heels which measure less more t

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Entry by djHanDon

Pinball CRACKED COM in South Carolina is illegal for DARE DEVILS minors... Looks like it could lead them to heavy stuff, like pool tables. IT's illega

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Entry by mkad

There are specific rules about shipping to any country, but there are over 30 categories of items you are forbidden from mailing to Italy, including:

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Entry by JadeCampbell

CRACKEDCON Pumping Prohibition In Oregon and New Jersey, it is illegal to pump your own gas. V. V-Power 92

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.CON NETFLIX Ever shared your Netflix password with your best buddy or your girlfriend? Well, unless you two are married, you will be slapped w

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

Sex Toys are SHSIWI KISS SEX illegal YouR CHOICE ims100 in Alabama. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCON Are you a cat lover? In LoAo, it is illegal to have more than three cats in a single homeo

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Entry by filenotfound

In Colorado it's illegal to collect rainwater. We. hope bird baths aren't next.

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDc COM In California, if you inform an establishment that your family member has a drinking problem, it becomes illegal for them to sell alcohol

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Entry by JennyDeVic

Things that gun owner is allowed to do in Wyoming. Carry concealed Kill an intruder Carry openly without a permit in their home Purchase a gun Hunt fo

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

In Kentucky, it is illegal to dye and sell baby chicks, ducks or rabbits.. ...in quantities less than 6. CRACKEDCO COMT

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Entry by Kevin King

It's against the law to shoot a Bigfoot in Washington. There is no real evidence that Bigfoot exists, yet a law was made to protect the creature. In

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