If you think The Man is really a square with all these laws meant to hold you down, just be glad that the books aren't looked at too carefully. If they were, you might find yourself going to jail for all kinds of crazy shit you didn't know was illegal.

That's why, as a service to you, dear reader, we asked our esteemed plasticians to do some research on the most insane laws that taxpayer money actually went toward. The most ridiculous is below, but first the runners-up ...

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