35Entry by jengel14
34Entry by Perusse
Most of us probably read more words written in error messages than we do from members of our family. That's almost certainly true for your parents, both because you're an ungrateful good-for-nothing, and because your parents are probably terrible at computers. We asked you to give some common error messages a little personality.
The winners is below, but first the runners-up ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.