Most of us probably read more words written in error messages than we do from members of our family. That's almost certainly true for your parents, both because you're an ungrateful good-for-nothing, and because your parents are probably terrible at computers. We asked you to give some common error messages a little personality.

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Entry by jengel14

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Entry by JimC.

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Entry by Tim Babb

xX BUGCODE USB DRIVER An unexpected error occurred: As opposed to all those errors I was expecting to make. Oh I planned to erase your files in about

Entry by Riggedmuffin

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Entry by mhensch

If Error Messages Had a Sense of Humor

Entry by Jesse Clark

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Entry by j21

If Error Messages Had a Sense of Humor

Entry by bazooka

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Entry by AM Smiley

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