10Entry by Trigaba
9Entry by sonoftime
Black cards, platinum cards, sky clubs: tons of dumb things have upgrades you can get. But where are the VIP memberships for the important things? A "Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has" card or a "Have A Spit-Free Dinner" card? You know, s**t that really matters.
Like, it'd be great if we had ...
We've given up on truth in advertising and would settle for truth in packaging.