10Entry by Trigaba
9Entry by sonoftime
Black cards, platinum cards, sky clubs: tons of dumb things have upgrades you can get. But where are the VIP memberships for the important things? A "Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has" card or a "Have A Spit-Free Dinner" card? You know, shit that really matters.
Like, it'd be great if we had ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.