If Everything Had A Gold Card Membership Club
Where's our 'Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has' card?
Black cards, platinum cards, sky clubs: tons of dumb things have upgrades you can get. But where are the VIP memberships for the important things? A "Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has" card or a "Have A Spit-Free Dinner" card? You know, shit that really matters.
Like, it'd be great if we had ...
