Movies require use to suspend a lot of natural disbelief about what we're watching. But that's mainly when we see stuff like laser swords, or hear sound in space, or everything about Pretty Woman. But some things we just have to call out because they make no goddamn sense.

We asked you to bring us the worst offenders from our favorite movies. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Cervus

CRACKED.COM INDAN JONes and the LAST CRUSADE This French knight has been guarding the Holy Grail for 700 years. The power of the Grail has kept him al

Entry by Scott Laffey

Do you remember your mother? Just a little bit. Your real mother? She died when I was very young. Very, VERY young.

Entry by WalleyedPike

How in the hell does Mouth speak Spanish fluently and casually; not to mention do a fair job reading 17th century Castilian script? At most he has o

Entry by fairfax

Convenient, Inexplicable House-S Hedges

Entry by jazbeck

Where did this come from? Who is he pretending to be? In the world of Man of Steel, Superman is a big deal because superheroes aren't a thing yet. So,

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