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It's Really Racist: 5 Sad Facts About The Human Hair Market
Human hair can be a surprisingly lucrative harvest if you get hooked up with the right wig-maker.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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How To Find Anyone: 5 Lessons From Serving People Papers
We spoke to three people who, in essence, deliver the worst possible news to what are often dangerous people in desperate circumstances.
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- By Saundra Sorenson
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I've Had Hiccups For Two Straight Years: My Life is Hell
Getting the hiccups is annoying, but unless you've angered a witch lately, they do eventually go away. 'Eventually' being a pretty loose term, here.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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Chipotle Didn't Hire Me So I Taught In China: 5 Realities
We spoke with Trevor Paul, who taught English at a private school in Nanjing, about the whole sordid experience.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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People Are Doing It At Your Gym: 6 Personal Trainer Secrets
It's been months since you signed up for that gym membership, and yet here you are, staring at a screen instead of working out. Maybe you're making the right choice.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Ryan George
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I Grew Up In A Racist Militia: 5 Things I Learned
We spoke to a regular guy who was raised in 1980s South Africa by members of the Afrikaner Resistance Movement (AWB), white supremacists who thought apartheid was far too generous to black citizens.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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I Was A Professional 9/11 Truther (And I Gave It Up)
We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.
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- By Robert Evans, Adam Wears, Charlie Veitch
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Healing Through Magic: Scientology's Drug Rehab Program
Scientology hasn't let their extremely limited understanding of drugs and medicine stop them from treating drug addicts.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Things You Learn As A Guy With An Eating Disorder
All three of our interviewees have struggled to convince the world that this eating disorder stuff is not a one-sided thing.
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- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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5 Realities Of Life When You Know You're Going To Die
It's easy to forget that once cancer reaches a certain stage it's not a matter of if, but when.
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- By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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I'm Neither Male Nor Female: Growing Up Intersex
Yes, it's exactly as complicated as it sounds.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Insane Realities Inside The Foster Care System
Foster care isn't exactly a glass half full of puppies and butterflies.
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- By Mark Hill
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I AM Compensating For Something: A Bodybuilder Speaks Out
Bodybuilding addiction: When you become stronger and weaker at the same time.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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- 625