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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie
Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie

No elephants were harmed as a result of this break-in.

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4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot

Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.

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You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong
You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong

... at least if you're American.

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Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'
Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'

The Tennessean city is now a dirty word in the eyes of the Twitter's overlords.

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5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories
5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories

Many of these guys must wish they'd stuck communicating with landlines.

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