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Jessica Walter, Famed For 'Arrested Development,' 'Archer' Roles Dies
The actress was 80 years old.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 25, 2021
Man Loses Winning Lottery Ticket Worth More Than $1 Million, Finds it Again In Parking Lot
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 24, 2021
Man Reportedly Finds Shrimp Tails, Possibly Rat Droppings, In Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal
They're magically shrimp-licious?
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 23, 2021
Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie
No elephants were harmed as a result of this break-in.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 22, 2021
4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 22, 2021
Don't Change Your Name to 'Salmon' For Free Sushi, Taiwanese Official Warns
Free sushi — it's that good.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 18, 2021
'Serial Stowaway' Arrested for 22nd Time at Chicago Airport
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 18, 2021
'Drag Race' Star Rock M. Sakura Opens Up About Working as a Sex Worker After Massage Parlor Attack
The 'RuPaul's Drag Race' favorite didn't hold back.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 18, 2021
Florida Man Arrested For Pretending To Be in the Wu-Tang Clan, Defrauding Hotels
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 17, 2021
You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong
... at least if you're American.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 17, 2021
Nebraska Instates Pro-Meat Day To Spite Colorado's Meatless Day
Talk about beef ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 16, 2021
Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'
The Tennessean city is now a dirty word in the eyes of the Twitter's overlords.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 16, 2021
5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories
Many of these guys must wish they'd stuck communicating with landlines.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 13, 2021
Lucha Libre Wrestlers Are The Heroes We Need In These Trying Times
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 12, 2021
Alabama May End Almost 30-Year Yoga Ban in Schools
Alabama, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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- March 12, 2021
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