Cracked Archive - News

Jon Ossoff Leads Georgia Runoff Race, Could Be America's First Anime Fan Senator

Moral of the story? Scour your Twitter before running for senate, folks!


4 Underreported Stories Nobody Is Talking About

2020 garbage news we somehow overlooked ...


Some Monster Decided To Air Fry A Hot Dog For Two Hours

An experiment for the ages ...


Michael Flynn Now Peddles Dumb Conspiracy Merch on Twitter

Because nothing says 'patriotism' like a profiting off of disenfranchised Americans!


5 Good News Stories That 2021 May Bring

2021 may shape up to be a happier one.


10 Strange, Commemorative Monolith Items That Now Apparently Exist

Have $7,495 burning a hole in your pocket? Try commissioning a custom 10-foot monolith, for, you know, strictly commemorative purposes ...


Boston Dynamics' Robots Can Probably Destroy Us All -- In A Dance Battle

The A.I. apocalypse will now be a dance battle.


5 Garbage Trends That We Need To Leave Behind In 2021

2021 needs to try harder ...


Why Are British Celebs Such Complete Jerks To Trans People?

Why do rich famous liberal Brits waste their time and reputations attacking trans people for idiotic reasons?