Cracked Archive - News

Jon Ossoff Leads Georgia Runoff Race, Could Be America's First Anime Fan Senator

Moral of the story? Scour your Twitter before running for senate, folks!

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4 Underreported Stories Nobody Is Talking About

2020 garbage news we somehow overlooked ...

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Some Monster Decided To Air Fry A Hot Dog For Two Hours

An experiment for the ages ...

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Michael Flynn Now Peddles Dumb Conspiracy Merch on Twitter

Because nothing says 'patriotism' like a profiting off of disenfranchised Americans!

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5 Good News Stories That 2021 May Bring

2021 may shape up to be a happier one.

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10 Strange, Commemorative Monolith Items That Now Apparently Exist

Have $7,495 burning a hole in your pocket? Try commissioning a custom 10-foot monolith, for, you know, strictly commemorative purposes ...

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Boston Dynamics' Robots Can Probably Destroy Us All -- In A Dance Battle

The A.I. apocalypse will now be a dance battle.

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5 Garbage Trends That We Need To Leave Behind In 2021

2021 needs to try harder ...

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Why Are British Celebs Such Complete Jerks To Trans People?

Why do rich famous liberal Brits waste their time and reputations attacking trans people for idiotic reasons?

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