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13 Bits of Trivia the Likes of Which We Doubt We Should Ever See Again
The Taliban are getting regular office jobs, but they’re complaining about the 9-5 grind.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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5 Tax Hacks That Are Just Straight-Up Fraud
Turns out the IRS doesn’t care what that guy on Reddit said
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Trivia Tidbits That Make Us Feel Like Our Frontal Lobes Are Chewing 5 Gum
On March 24th 2023, an asteroid bigger than 22 tuna fish came closer than the Moon.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 News Items We Can Only Assume Were The Result Of A Glitch In The Matrix
A promise is a promise, Lady Gaga!
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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13 Trivia Tidbits So Novel, They've Remained Unknown To 99% Of All The Humans Who Have Ever Lived
By some estimates, that's 117 billion brains.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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12 Hopeful Developments (That May Actually Be Signs Of A Dystopian Future)
Well, son. It’s time we had a talk about the birds and the pollination drones.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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12 Criminal 'Masterminds' Who Made Threats Right Out in the Open
Don’t say “bomb” in an airport. Don’t even tweet “bomb” to an airport.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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15 Absurd Headlines You’ll Just Have To Imagine Spinning Rapidly At Your Face
Louisiana wants you to prove you're 18 before you can see porn.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Happy Headlines That Distracted Us From The Doom, The Gloom, And Whatever Elon Musk Is Up To
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Bizarre Headlines That Sound Like Straight-Up Mad Libs
The Wyoming GOP says 15-year-olds have the constitutional right to marry adults.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Positive News Stories That Made Us Smile For The First Time In A Fortnight
Electric cars are already improving Californians' health.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Positive Headlines That Make Us Cautiously Optimistic For The Future
OnlyFans is helping solve the housing crisis, apparently.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Ridiculous Current Events That Make Us Yearn For A Bygone Era
A Google recruiter got the axe mid-interview.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Ridiculous, True News Stories That Made Us Do A Quintuple Take
Doctors swallowed LEGO heads for science.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Sting, The Fyre Fest Guy, And Criminal Fish
Microsoft is trying to make gamers fight climate change with their Xbox, apparently.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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